Researchers Debut DNA-Powered Computer
An anonymous reader writes "Researchers at Columbia University and the University of New Mexico have built a DNA -powered computer that is unbeatable at Tic-Tac-Toe. Although it's much slower than a normal computer, the researchers say their proof-of-concept system could help them develop new techniques for sorting and analyzing viruses and DNA mutations."
unbeatable at Tic-Tac-Toe This is un-fucking-believable.
That's exactly what unbeatable means - cannot be beaten. It does not mean it can beat you.
From TFA: "One limitation of the system is that the human player must always go second, after the centre square has been filled by the machine." Pfft... we can all be unbeatable if we have a little hissy fit about the center square...
My pet rock is also unbeatable at Tic-Tac-Toe. She discovered the cunning (hehe, cunning stunt bonus!) strategy of never making a move. I've been forced to concede every game so far as hunger, thirst and a need to urinate ultimately win out over my drive to be the greatest Tic-Tac-Toe player on the block.
I blame my DNA.
So what? I built a computer that's COVERED in DNA.
The future isn't here until I can type "car keys" into Google and have it say "You left them in your pants last night."
...a Beowulf puddle of these.
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