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Britain's First "Web-Rage" Attack

brown-eyed slug writes "The BBC is reporting what is claimed to be Britain's first "web-rage" attack. A man drove seventy miles to assault his victim with a pick-axe handle after they exchanged insults in a Yahoo! chat room." From the article: "Det Cons Christopher Creagh, of the Metropolitan Police, said: 'This is the first instance of a web-rage attack.' Det Sgt Jean-Marc Bazzoni, of Essex Police, added the case demonstrates the importance of protecting one's identity on the internet. 'Mr Jones had posted pictures of his family on the web and had chatted to Gibbons on an audio link,' he said. 'It demonstrates how easily other users can put two and two together and also shows how children could also find themselves in danger.'"

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  1. In other news ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    no one here but us anonymous cowards ... oi.

  2. That is why..... by suntac · · Score: 4, Funny

    That is why I do not give my home address here :-)...

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    1. Re:That is why..... by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Funny

      Think you're a smart guy, eh? Why I oughtta.... never mind... don't know where you live...

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    2. Re:That is why..... by Aim+Here · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just as well you don't, Mr Johan F D Louwers
      of 89 Newstraat,
      De Bildt
      NL 3732DJ

      You never know what kind of freaks and stalkers and lunatics are roaming the net these days...

    3. Re:That is why..... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1, Funny

      Whoah. Stalk much? Too bad we cant mod "Gulp".
      It's creepy how easy it is to pierce Internet anonymity.

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    4. Re:That is why..... by rvw · · Score: 2, Funny

      No! That's mine!!!

    5. Re:That is why..... by OakDragon · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's the combination on my briefcase!

    6. Re:That is why..... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 2, Funny

      The US doesn't care as long as you stick to killing North Koreans. It'll just save them having to do it themselves in a couple of years. Axis of Evil and all.

  3. 70 miles by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 4, Funny

    He travelled 70 miles to Mr Jones' home in Clacton, Essex, and beat him up with a pickaxe handle in December 2005.

    You've got to hand to the guy for travelling 70 miles just to beat someone up.

    I can't wait for news about someone travelling to the other side of the globe just to beat someone up because they kept fragging them / stealing their gold / beat them double perfect in Street Fighter...

    1. Re:70 miles by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny
      You've got to hand to the guy for travelling 70 miles just to beat someone up.
      This should be required reading for every couch potato who has ever ended up watching a crappy TV show they didn't like, just because they couldn't find the remote to change the channel with.
  4. I have mixed feelings about this... by D-Cypell · · Score: 4, Funny

    On one hand, I find it sad that a network with the potential to unit the world, and bring us all closer together became the catalyst for such a sick, frenzied and unnecessary attack.

    On the other hand, I am happy that my TCP-enabled pickaxe handle may have a market.

  5. Ax-handle control NOW! by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Police report that this guy owns not just one, but several ax-handles! He's an ax-handle nut! I wish the ax-handle lobby would own up to the fact that these things are not just dangerous, but potentially DEADLY!

    Effective ax-handle control legislation is long overdue! Think of the children!

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    1. Re:Ax-handle control NOW! by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Funny

      Police report that this guy owns not just one, but several ax-handles! He's an ax-handle nut! I wish the ax-handle lobby would own up to the fact that these things are not just dangerous, but potentially DEADLY!

      Effective ax-handle control legislation is long overdue! Think of the children!


      Look, nobody wants to take away axe handles from legitimate, country-side axe users. It's only the urban areas that don't need them. We just need to close all the loopholes at the farm shows and flea markets. The real problem, though, is the glorification of axe handle swinging in popular media. Because once people think it's OK to inappropriately use just one piece of wood, then our Home Depots and other lumber yards are no better than arms markets.

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    2. Re:Ax-handle control NOW! by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Yes, children are killed by guns every day in the United States."

      How many children are beaten to death by their parents every day? If those kids had guns, they'd still be alive today!

      (Expecting a visit by a pickaxe-handle-wielding Web-raging gun control activist any minute now. Good thing I carry a gun.)

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      "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
    3. Re:Ax-handle control NOW! by Laur · · Score: 2, Funny
      If you are trying to remove a shrubbery...

      Ni!

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    4. Re:Ax-handle control NOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I know what you're thinking. Did he take six swings or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Gerber Polymid Sport Axe handle, the most powerful axe handle in the world, and would take your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

  6. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  7. Re:Sanity by Iamthefallen · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Internet provides you a way of meeting people you would otherwise have no chance of ever meeting/talking to.

    So does the highway.

    Except blaming the highway is ridiculous.

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  8. Re:Sanity by Who235 · · Score: 1, Funny
    I mean the guy drove 70 miles with an axe


    Well, actually, it was a pick-axe _handle_ not an axe.

    He was just going to throw the guy an unnecessarily savage beating, not chop him up. Chopping him up would have been a little overboard. . .
  9. Re:Sanity by birder · · Score: 5, Funny

    I agree. A sane person would of turned around after 30 miles.

  10. New urban FACT by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every time you OMGWTF on the internet it bring an axe-wielding psychopath 70 miles closer

  11. Let's legitimize it by TheGrinningFool · · Score: 2, Funny

    By calling it "web rage". Obviously, this man was not in control of himself. Clearly someone who drives 70 miles doesn't have any time to think about their actions at all, it's completely impulsive.

  12. Re:Sanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The moral of the article: be careful as to whom you give your info to.

    No, no, no. The moral of the story is to always login as AC BEFORE you insult a complete stranger over internet... dumbass.

    -Grym

  13. I blame violent video game legislation by ajlitt · · Score: 2, Funny

    What this man was lacking was a safe way to act out his aggressions on the person he was chatting with. And what do they call a chat application where you can bludgeon the other users with a blunt object? Deathmatch.

  14. Re:Sanity by Grym · · Score: 2, Funny

    Crap.

    -Grym

  15. Re:Sanity by mrdaveb · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was probably driving around the M25 that got him so pissed off in the first place. I bet he just wanted to go and have a beer with the guy when he left home ;-)

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