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Microsoft's Guidelines for Customer Privacy
jcatcw writes "Microsoft has released its 'Privacy Guidelines for Developing Software Products and Services.' According to Peter Cullen, chief privacy strategist, Microsoft has learned about protecting user's data from such endeavors as Hailstorm and WGA. 'Certainly that and other things have contributed to us thinking deeply with how we provide security and privacy, as well as respect and control with how their information is used,' he said. 'We think others should join in this discussion.'"
First schools banning tag, and now the Evil Empire values privacy?
What is this, April Fools come early?
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
... don't collect (and keep and share and sell) crap just because you can - show some backbone and leadership and collect as little as is necessary to serve your customer.
"WGA. "Certainly that and other things have contributed to us thinking deeply with how we provide security and privacy"
Is that why you have to sell your first born to Microsoft if you install Windows Media Player 11, and break the EULA? I bet you didn't know that was in there! It pays to read EULAs, unless you want rid of that kid.
And if they've learned from the WGA fiasco, why are they still requiring XP users to install it to get all updates?
Oh You POS
Was it a good idea to name a program that stores people's names and credit card information after an egyptian plague?
FTFA: "The document outlines recommendations for software developers that will help them protect customer privacy"
Bolded emphasis mine. MS and their legions of developers won't do anything differently.
"Discussion." Indeed. This is MS working their coordinated PR effort to make them seem serious about "security." Talk all you want, no one is listening.
Keep in mind, I have to babysit these things for a living. So I am quite happy they don't actually address the issue directly because there will be no shortage of work.
http://www.maxineudall.com/2010/02/should-economists-be-sued-for-malpractice.html
... is not to collect it in the first place.
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Symantec is offering guidelines to developers of antivirus solutions to use minimal resources.
Richard Stallman is offering guidelines for developers wanting to release proprietary code.
The Pope is offering guidelines on peaceful and friendly methods of talking about other religions.
Isn't this a good example of the blind leading the blind and dumb?
You will be baked, and there will be cake.
Spill and/or sell first, pretend it didn't happen, and apologize only when the media calls.
...has released a 49-page document entitled "The Big Bad Wolf's Guidelines for Protecting Little Red Riding Hood." In a prepared statement, the wolf said:
"We'd like others to join the conversation. A long, long time ago, several weeks ago in fact, we were a little insensitive about the way we implemented our last henhouse raid. Critics complained that wearing grandmother's clothing was deceptive, and that what we were doing posed a risk to Little Red Riding Hood. While we want to emphasize that Little Red Riding Hood was not harmed, that and other things have contributed to us thinking deeply with how we provide security and privacy, as well as respect for those we eat, for the use humane slaughtering practices. We also wish to assure the consumed that we target only henhouses, and that any collateral loss of innocent human life is accidental and deeply regretted."
"Our new guidelines protect the consumed by prohibiting the use of cloaks intended to resemble human beings. From now on, we will cloak ourselves only in the garb of sheep. We've devised technology in the form of a new chalk filter that guarantees that any traces of our individual voice identity will be erased, and that there is no possibility of causing psychological harm to our victims by the use of harsh vocalizations."
"We have asked our colleagues the Fox and the Coyote to join with us and to follow only best predatory practices."
"Because of this increased protection, we no longer recommend that home users build firewalls of brick. Instead, they should enjoy the economy, light, and airy comfort of porous straw walls, perforated by dozens of Windows."
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