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What Earth Without People Would Look Like
Raynor writes "Imagine a world without people. What if every human being, all 6.5 billion of us, were suddenly abducted and the planet was left to fend for itself? The planet would heal. 'The sad truth is, once the humans get out of the picture, the outlook starts to get a lot better,' says John Orrock, a conservation biologist. Pollution would cease being created. It would remain around for many years, CO2 taking as long as 20,000 years to be restored to it's natural level, but will decrease. Even if we were all whisked away and our nuclear reactors melted down, it would have a surprisingly little effect on the planet. Chernobyl gives hope to this end. 'I really expected to see a nuclear desert there,' says Ronald Chesser, an environmental biologist. 'I was quite surprised. When you enter into the exclusion zone, it's a very thriving ecosystem.' In the grand scheme of the world there would be little evidence of our existence at 100,000 years. The most permanent piece is the radio waves we've emitted of the last century. As the article puts it, 'The humbling — and perversely comforting — reality is that the Earth will forget us remarkably quickly.'"
...nobody would be running Windows.
Is all the environmental hype about styrofoam over blown? Will some ancient civilization mine for it like we mine for oil? ... or will it disappear?
"The sad truth is, once the humans get out of the picture, the outlook starts to get a lot better,'"
not to me.
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
Like in professional sports teams?
Falling trees would never again make a sound. So sad.
How about just a world with one of me (heterosexual male) and all women. A short but happy life....
When the gender ratio exceeds 3:1 mass situational homosexuality begins to kick in.
That's not a bug, that's a feature!
Toronto-area transit rider? Rate your ride.
So... dinner and a show?
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Sounds like engineering school . . .
Ben Affleck has vanished and now no one can save us!?
I thought Ben Affleck vanishing was saving us.
I was really hoping the article would come with a picture.
Bottles.
"The planet is doing just fine... it's the people who are fucked."
"All great wisdom is contained in .signature files"
what about those turkeys he was talking about?
Something tells me it's not a very good idea to hang around slashdot then.
João Pinheiro
Somehow the title "Lesbian Spank Inferno" comes to mind.
Modern "food" turkeys have such huge breasts that they are physically unable to breed without human help. Even if they escaped their pens, they'd be doomed to extinction.
They'd figure out how to have sex, Americans have.
Rubbish!
Aliens will find:
Fscking AOL CDs
Chewing gum stains on all underfoot surfaces
The Duke Nukem Forever development team still hard at work
AT&ROFLMAO
No, we're not--we're only the third most intelligent species on earth. The dolphins, of course, are the second most intelligent species on earth (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitch_hiker's_guide_
MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
the radiation levels inside where almost 100 times what they are just outside the door.
All those inverse-square laws o' physics come in handy sometimes.
Service you? No nerdboy, you would service US. Now go get me a beer, bitch. And put this wig on....
I for one welco...
ahh, forget it.
... the chorus would be "Humanity. "#$% yeah."
Help poke pirates in the eyepatch, arr.