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Space Elevator Challenge
MattSparkes writes "For the second year in a row, no team has won the $200,000 prize in the Space Elevator Challenge at the Wirefly X Prize Cup. Three teams were disqualified before the contest even started. Another competition at the event has been held up by confusion. Incredibly, it seems the organisers of the competition are not sure whether the ribbon used was 50 or 60 metres long, and whether any team completed the climb fast enough to win."
Infosec: "We don't really know what you're doing, but we're certain it's bad. Disqualified!"
Development: "We're not sure how long the cable is supposed to be, so we'll hardcode it in the top of the code. If we're wrong, its out of scope and we won't fix it."
Engineering: "We don't know how fast it is supposed to climb, so we'll pick a value. If we're wrong, it was Marketing's failure to gather the right requirements.""
Audit: "All your project are belong to us".
Milton: "I could just burn down the building..."
Geez, who is running this thing, the PHB?
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If I'm going up in to space on a giant elevator, I want it to be nailed on to something a bit more substantial sounding that a 'ribbon'. Heck, all the ones I used to read about in 1950's sci-fi books were basically normal elevators, steel girders, nice big box with windows, sliding doors etc., just a hundred thousand feet high. THAT's what I'd feel safe in.
I want a list of atrocities done in your name - Recoil
You know how people sometimes use the metric of "If you stacked all the X in the world (graham crackers, AOL CD's, empty pantyhose containers) end to end, it would reach the moon and back!" My tentative plan is to find those items and to dedicate them to that exact purpose. Mole of Twinkies stacked end to end, here I come!
Actually, they did, but in classic NASA fashion, they couldn't remember if they did it in metric or not.
The problem is the music. We can all stand elevator music for a few seconds, maybe a minute or two. But could you imagine dealing with it for hours? We'd all go stark raving mad!
Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.
Why this fixation on electric motors for the climber? The travel takes way too long this way. Use rocket engines, I say. Fast, solid, space-proven technology. Plus, you might be able to avoid the tether construction entirely!
Nuffsaid
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Don't know about his cat, but Schroedinger is definitely dead.
Today's fun fact: a mole of Twinkies stacked end to end, assuming they're about three inches long (I haven't one around to measure), would stretch from here to Andromeda and about 90% of the way back.