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The Tale of Seanbaby and Uwe Boll
1up is hosting a piece by EGM funnyman Seanbaby about his sordid altercation with Uwe Boll. "Uwe was going to promote his publicity stunt on G4's Attack of the Show by boxing one of the hosts. Again, he's a matchmaking genius, because everyone on TV is 3 feet tall. If you were watching Attack of the Show during the time I cohosted, you might have noticed that I could have leaned over and eaten host Kevin Pereira. A producer from the show remembered this and called me asking if I'd come on and fight Uwe. I train in Muay Thai and jujitsu, so I think boxing is to fighting what Hungry Hungry Hippos is to fighting, but--holy crap!--I couldn't pass up getting my fist near the mouth that shouted 'action' on the set of House of the Dead."
in this case- who cares?
"oops! you mean i get disqualified for the 1-inch nut punch? jeez i guess i missed that rule. darnit i lost!"
Uwe lied to get his "internet critics" into the ring with him, pretending it was "just for fun" and that they would get a little boxing training first. Too bad Seanbaby didn't lie and pretend he has never fought before and weighs less than he does. I'd pay good money to see Uwe Boll get his face smashed in by anyone, but Seanbaby would probably try to pull some sweet River City Ransom moves, making it even better.
Geeks + Testosterone = Tearful Ending
see pages 3 and 4
http://www.kensingtonbooks.com/itm_img/pp1-10.pdf
------ hi mom
Your post makes your quote all the more disturbing.
heh. I'm not much on organ meat, personally, so I think the world is safe in that regard at least.
It's often been joked by friends that if they were to be stuck in a zombie flick that they'd want me there because with my background (and the fact that I have more than enough gear in my armory for the group of them. After close to 20 years, you accumulate a few pieces.) I'd probably be able to get us out all in one piece.
Knowing me, however, if I got stuck in a zombie movie with a bunch of random people, I'd kill half of them up front because they're too stupid to live through the experience and would end up being an extreme liability. I'm just not the type to run after the person who doesn't want to off the brain eaters because they used to be people =]
Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Perhaps it is old but with lines like "I'm going to try to keep this analogy simple because I think it's important everyone understands: After you've seen two Uwe Boll movies, watching a third is like jamming a third coat hanger into your urethra. It's certainly possible, but every instinct in your body will keep you from doing it." it definately deserves to be linked.
my sig's at the bottom of the page.
Well, yesterday we got a Seanbaby article that was, like, 3 years old, so this is pretty big improvement!