Securing a High School Windows XP Computer Lab?
An anonymous reader asks: "My SO just inherited a computer lab from a departed teacher who was no security guru. These are Windows XP systems, and security basically consists of a password on the admin account, a subscription to McAfee Security Center, and a free Internet filter. The students have access through a non-passworded 'limited' user account that doesn't seem to limit much. They have been going in and changing settings, downloading games and music, and generally screwing the computers up during class time, in many cases leaving them unusable. As the geek in our house, she has asked me to give her a hand, but while I have dealt with some security issues in the past, it was to protect against remote intruders, not against someone who has to have access to the keyboard. Any suggestions on the best way to lock these systems down?"
Lock the door.
Nah, try gentoo. It'll be really secure then.
Mr. Universe: "They can't stop the signal, Mal. They can never stop the signal."
This is my suggestion.
Hail Eris, full of mischief...
E pluribus sanguinem
...and pray that they don't have blasters.
I think what you're trying to say is...that you screwed around with school computers during English class?
My 12 year old son can't tell the difference between Windows XP with MS Office 2003 and Linux with XPde and OpenOffice. On a Pentium II 400 MHz system with 256 MB of RAM.
I'm guessing your 12 year old is not the brightest candle in the chandelier, is he?
(Kidding, dude, but you have to admit you left yourself wide open for that one)
If it HAS to be windoze, just get thin clients and run it off servers. After every class re-image the client disks. Do not connect it to external networks. Then nuke from orbit, level the building and spread salt. The only way to be sure with XP.
'Once scientists, even the dim-witted social scientists, get muzzled, the Western Civilization is finished.' - oldhack
"take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"