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Male Blood Elves Get Pumped Up

Kotaku reports that the Male Blood Elves, from the upcoming World of Warcraft expansion Burning Crusade, have been made more masculine by their Blizzard overseers. Which totally makes sense, because when I think elves I think paragons of masculinity. From the article: "You changed it because your constituency is a bunch of capslock-riding asshats who are threatened by bishy player characters. The reason Blood Elves were Horde in the first place is because everyone was whining about all the Horde races being ugly juggernauts. The point of Blood Elves was to inject some swish into a very physically intimidating set of races. They're not exactly chunky now, and I do not begrudge a game company making prerelease aesthetic changes, but their reasons for doing so are pathetic. " Before and after photos are available in their post.

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  1. Re:congratulations, blizzard by hymie3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    If by "bad" you mean "blocked because it includes a link to gaygamer.net", then yes.

  2. femme? by illegalcortex · · Score: 4, Informative

    It just goes to show how superheroically drawn the characters are drawn when the "femme" version is more muscular than most men in the real world. I know I wish I had pecs and biceps like that... Couple more before/after pics here.

    I REALLY wish wow had better options for customizing the build/appearance of the players. I get so tired of seeing the same old faces and same old bodies. But I guess there's just no money in it.

  3. Re:Some real problems in this article by ajs · · Score: 1, Informative
    And you can probably guess that nobody was playing as male blood elves. Maybe nobody has the post-modernist tolerance to stomach pretending to be an elf that runs around pretending to be a woman?


    Two things: first off, there's no such race. This is a race which will first appear in 2008 when the expansion is released. It does not exist at all now, so I'm not sure where you're getting this information about the population distribution of BEs....

    Second, please do not confuse post-modernism with blurring of gender roles. The one may have had some influence on the other, but that's pretty much were the line stops. Post-modernism is, at its core, a reaction to mondernism and its strict abandonment of the stylized themes of previous periods. It has almost nothing to do with any particular social development.
  4. Re:"Some swish"? by Ironsides · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Bishy"?

    Bishy: Short for Bishounen.

    Bishounen: Japanese word translating roughly as "Pretty Boy". Used to refer to males who are very handsome/pretty and sometimes very androgynous. Wiki Link

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  5. Re:SWG had a nice system by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You should see City of Villains/Heroes. The charater customization allows you to change nearly everything including nose size, jaw size, and costumes. You can also unlock multiple costume slots so your character can have multiple looks for different moods or occasions.

  6. Re:"Some swish"? by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    In other words, if it doesn't affect you personally, you don't give a damn how other people feel.

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  7. Re:Some real problems in this article by HybridJeff · · Score: 2, Informative
    "Two things: first off, there's no such race. This is a race which will first appear in 2008 when the expansion is released. It does not exist at all now, so I'm not sure where you're getting this information about the population distribution of BEs...."

    FYI The expansion is scheduled for release at the end of January 2007 (the 22nd I believe). If you count the Beta servers (invite only) Blood Elves actually do exist in the game now. THat said, it will still be a few months untill they hit retail.

  8. Re:Some real problems in this article by rk · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Two things: first off, there's no such race. This is a race which will first appear in 2008 when the expansion is released."

    Did you know that WoW is based on previous Blizzard RTS games?

    Blood Elves in all their glory... introduced in Warcraft III, way back in 2003.

    Nobody gives a damn about history anymore, even in made-up worlds.

  9. Re:"Some swish"? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Informative

    He could have used the (somewhat) more mainstream term "Metrosexual" which means roughly the same thing, but is actually meaningful to people who don't spend half their lives watching crappy cartoons from halfway across the world.

    Anyway, the objection that the horde didn't have any "attractive" characters was/is entirely valid. That's why, IMO, the majority of servers have a lot more population on the alliance side than the horde side. Who wants to look at a tauren's ass all day when you can look at a sexy night elf's ass?