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Bush Signs Bill Enabling Martial Law
An anonymous reader writes to point us to an article on the meaning of a new law that President Bush signed on Oct. 17. It seems to allow the President to impose martial law on any state or territory, using federal troops and/or the state's own, or other states', National Guard troops. From the article: "In a stealth maneuver, President Bush has signed into law a provision which, according to Senator Patrick Leahy (D-Vermont), will actually encourage the President to declare federal martial law. It does so by revising the Insurrection Act, a set of laws that limits the President's ability to deploy troops within the United States. The Insurrection Act (10 U.S.C.331 -335) has historically, along with the Posse Comitatus Act (18 U.S.C.1385), helped to enforce strict prohibitions on military involvement in domestic law enforcement. With one cloaked swipe of his pen, Bush is seeking to undo those prohibitions." Here is a link to the bill in question. The relevant part is Sec. 1076 about 3/4 of the way down the page.
I'm quite certain that Bush thinks those are some conditions to be fixed with 5iaGRa.
... the white house quickly slashdots the article alerting people to the bill.
Yes, I'm pretty sure when the elections get 'cancelled indefinitely' we'll be all primed for revolution. Provided we're not all distracted by the new consoles first.
Yes, thats why it says "in case of insurrection, break constitution".
Did anyone get a delivery for a g. fox by accident? Anyone?
That's one way to get around those pesky two term limits.
Sean
I will only agree to this if it doesn't interfere with my right to be beaten, tortured, and detained against my will. Otherwise, the President can just count me out of this. No thank you, sir!
...to buy a few guns and a lot of ammo, just in case.
Well, there's always Jeb.
*shudder*
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The critics I heard were more aimed at the lack of national guard units, who are supposed to deal with this sort of thing, but could not because they were tied up in Iraq.
I don't think anybody was seriously saying "we need to have the Army, Navy, and Air Force ready and able to mobilize inside the US so that the National Guard can stay focused on invading foreign countries."
--MarkusQ
After we saved your asses from Hitler, and Hitler's father back in WWI, it'd be the least you could do!
Who says Americans don't remember history?
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso
In Soviet America, Martial Law is Enabling Bush!
"Enabling". It's a fascists 'comfort word'.
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
The stage was set. Congress had received a copy of the law. The Congress leaders had discussed it:
"This could end our democracy."
"It's a bad idea!"
"We cannot let Bush sign it! Such dangerous things must be locked away in the deepest dungeon of the backest backroom of the Congress!"
And so they agreed to lock it safely away in Mark Foley's closet, where no one could acknowledge its existence, let alone sign it. Or so they thought.
Little did they know that Double-O Bush was on the case. During the State of the Union, while the President distracted all of the Congressers, Double-O Bush snuck in to the closet, found (amid the bodies of various dead girls and living boys) a copy of the law. His hand shot fluidly to his ankle, and -- in a well-practiced maneuver -- pulled a pen from his ankle holster. Then he... signed the law!
And so it happened that Bush signed an evil law without any assistance from an inept Congress.
Can I get a Hallelujah?
Close. We got Fallujah.
The militia types and citizens with guns, whether kooky or not, are powerless against true military hardware. Rifles and shotguns are useless against tanks, airplanes, a precision guided missiles.
Self awareness - try it!
You still have the right to bear arms. Or were yours forcefully amputated already?
A monkey is doing the real work for me.
For every 20 gun control moms in minivans, there's a crazy anarchist hippie with an arsenal ready to be passed around
Dad?
When democracy finally ended and the US started it own destruction, nobody noticed, because the site was slashdotted. What a way to get into the history books...
I oppose Bush. I am also what you would call liberal. I also support gun control.
Hitting your target and killing it with one shot is my definition of gun control.
Questions, dumbass?