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Bomb Explodes At PayPal Headquarters

Pooua writes to tell us that an explosive device left outside of PayPal headquarters exploded last night. The explosion was powerful enough to knock out one of their plate glass windows but thankfully that was the only casualty of the blast. Perhaps they should have offered employee protection instead?

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  1. Shouldn't be too difficult.. by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shouldn't be too difficult to find the culprit, just look for someone extremely dissatisfied with their service.

    Seriously, anyone who thought they were having a bad time of it with PayPal will find that experience pales compared to the bad time they'll have for planting a bomb.

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    1. Re:Shouldn't be too difficult.. by wizbit · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shouldn't be too difficult to find the culprit, just look for someone extremely dissatisfied with their service.

      Great, that narrowed down the list by about two. Any other ideas?

    2. Re:Shouldn't be too difficult.. by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Funny
      Great, that narrowed down the list by about two. Any other ideas?

      yeah. paypal set the bomb off themselves. now, if anyone complains about paypal's service, they instantly become a suspect in a 'terrorist' act.

      great way to guarantee customer satisfaction!

  2. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What happen?

    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently someone set up paypal the bomb.

    2. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Operator: We get negative feedback.

  3. Surprised it took this long by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man, if I had a nickle for every time I wanted to bomb Paypal, I'd have... er... probably a real hassle getting all the money out of my Paypal account.

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  4. Great. Now if they start offering actual service.. by weston · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... then the terrorists will have already have won.

  5. Halloween parties at PayPal... by thewiz · · Score: 5, Funny

    are a blast!

    So I've heard.

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  6. Re:Funny? by TheCarp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kind of like all the contractors on the death star?

    -Steve

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