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The Wii's Brain Exposed
Jon Stokes, at the Opposable Thumbs column, discusses a final revelation of the Wii's technical prowess. Though it's been assumed since the early days of the marketing push that the Wii is basically a super-charged GameCube, a post to Acer's Hardware boards would seem to confirm that. Not, as Mr. Stokes says, that that is a bad thing: "I'm no longer nearly as upset about the implications of this move as I was back in August. In fact, thanks in large part to my DS Lite, I've gone from being disappointed at Wii's underpowered hardware to actually anticipating the new console. I plan to pick one up when they become generally available, and I'm even hoping to hook my (nongamer) wife on it."
I don't care much about what a system's floating point performance is, I only care what it can do
You probably believe if your wife tells you that size doesn't matter, too. But it does not stop her from sucking off trenendously huge and thick, leaking nigger-cocks while you are flipping burgers.