IBM Touts Smart Surveillance System
mikesd81 writes "Reuters reports that IBM hopes to capitalize on the enormous growth in video surveillance. They'll begin selling technology from their research labs that performs real-time analysis on footage captured by security cameras in stores and sensitive locales. IBM contends that it is the first to add advanced search functions, which make use of computers' improving ability to recognize video content. For example, the IBM system would let a user search for all instances of a green car passing by a store on a certain day. It can also incorporate data gathered from audio or chemical sensors. And IBM said S3 includes important privacy enhancements, such as the ability to automatically obscure faces of customers or passers-by. IBM said that S3's target market includes retail outlets, banks, airports, freight terminals and mass transit systems. It is also being sold to public security agencies and other government departments." C|Net reports that the software is so impressive, it may be monitoring border crossings before too long.
My work here is dung.
Breasts. Can that be your keyword for your search? If so, I'm totally for this advanced technology.
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A surveillance system that respects the privacy of those it's observing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eob532iEpqk
Here, let me add semantic tagging.
Breasts. Can that be your keyword for your search? If so, I'm totally for this advanced technology.
I hope that helps. And the real humor is that I just got modded insightful!
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<sillyRemark plays_into_stereotype="true" meme="yes">Breasts. Can that be your keyword for your search? If so, I'm totally for this advanced technology.</sillyRemark>
Clearly, the fact that it can be tied to chemical and audio sensors is so that they can spot who farted.
If every time "Joe" is in the frame when the audio and "chemical" sensors detect the presence of a farter then Joe will be moved to the secondary cube farm, further away from HR.
A little misleading about being the "first". Take a look at http://www.3vr.com/
- No one ever got fired for choosing Linux
But is the tool clever enough to discriminate between boobs and boobs?
And the truckers are entitled to their jobs precisely how? Because they voted Republican?
Obama likes poor people so much, he wants to make more of them.
Now excuse me while i have some smart corflakes and take a smart shower, Im late for the smart beer i should be drinking down the smart pub.
God Be Gone
which ibm just won as a tier 2 (systems integration) effort. there they're running a bunch of vision algorithms to index video to support intelligence analysts trying to sort through the insane amount of video intelligence that's gathered on a daily basis.
On how many times i give the cameras the bird?
Phfft. If im not doing anything wrong, its none of anyones business where i go, or what i do.
---- Booth was a patriot ----
Suddenly, Apple's 1984 commercial seems even more appropriate.
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Remember, IBM leased and maintained punchcard systems to that were used to run the holocaust. (Granted, I'm typing this post on an IBM-branded Thinkpad with an IBM-branded keyboard.)
No, I will not work for your startup