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Worst Christmas Ever For Gadgets?

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the please-santa dept.

An anonymous reader writes, "CNet says this will be the most disappointing Christmas ever for gadget-lovers. The Playstation 3 is delayed across most of the world, the Zune MP3 player is cancelled for everyone outside the US, Vista won't be out for home users before the big day, and even Final Fantasy XII won't reach Europe in time. From the article: 'It's enough to make you slit your wrists with the shards of a smashed Christmas tree bauble... Santa fails to deliver on almost all of his Yuletide promises. Most of the major technologies that were supposed to be ready for purchase have been delayed until next year.' The writer goes on to suggest phrases to use over Christmas dinner when the offending companies' products are mentioned. To reduce the pain of a Zune-less party, he suggests remarking: 'Imagine the stability and usability of Windows migrated to an MP3 player. In short, imagine a small portable version of Hell.'"

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  1. Wii! by skeib · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In one word - Wii!

  2. Maybe it's time to go low tech by locksmith101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    seems like it's high time for an unplugged Chistmas - how about we all go back a few years back in time and forget about all that never ending search for silly gadgets that have a life time span of 3 minutes...what ever happened to pets? to imagination? to communication skills?

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    1. Re:Maybe it's time to go low tech by MustardMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pets? Do you have any idea how many animals end up at shelters because some jackass thought "hey a puppy would make a cute christmas present"? Buying (or better yet, adopting) a pet should be an informed decision involving everyone in the household, not a surprise.

    2. Re:Maybe it's time to go low tech by binkzz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tell that to my pet turkey

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    3. Re:Maybe it's time to go low tech by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Mod parent up; seriously.

      Anyone who's thinking about getting somebody a puppy, or any other animal, as a surprise for Christmas ... do them, you, and not least of all the poor animal a favor and get them a Wii instead.

      If you get tired of playing with a video game system, it just sits in the closet. Chances are, if people get tired of that puppy, it'll be sent to a shelter to be slaughtered.

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    4. Re:Maybe it's time to go low tech by Fallon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Probably the best present my parents ever got me and my brother was our cat, and later over the years hamsters, gerbils & guinea pigs. However they made an informed decision and planned for all the responsibility that went along with it. Pets help build immune systems in growing kids, don't ask me why, google it, there have been studies. It amazes me how much companionship, stress relief and quality of life improvement pets can bring to a family They also provide a good education on responsibility if the parents properly supervise the kids taking care of the pet.

      But remember:

      • Pets need constant attention. You can get away with leaving a cat home alone for a day, maybe 2, but dogs, especially some breeds need somebody around all the time. I've seen several neighbors leave their dogs alone all day only for them to spend the whole day howling for attention.
      • Get your pet fixed, or be ready to deal with a lot of puppies/kittens/whatever
      • Puppies and kittens are cute, dogs and cats aren't. Not only do you have to deal with "the new wearing off" like any other toy, but baby pets are always cuter and more adorable than when they grow up. Don't forget you'll be caring for this animal for upwards to 20 years (possibly longer than you'll be responsible for your kids)
      • Make sure your pet is properly cared for. Kids can care for them at certain ages, but parents need to make sure everything is done right.
      • Pets are messy. YOU or possibly your kids will be doing a lot of cleanup after them, especially dogs, and especially when they are young.
      • Dogs in particular needs lots of training (cats not so much, they usually end up training you). Sit, Stay, No, etc. don't come naturally, it will take a lot of time and effort to get your dog to behave properly. And an untrained dog makes a very poor pet.
      • Do some research on the breed or species of pet your going to get. Some are MUCH MUCH harder to train than others. Some may look cool, but just don't have good dispositions for being a pet.

      If your unsure about your ability to care for a pet properly, don't do it. Start small if you need to, goldfish are about as low maintenance as you can get, if you or your kid can't keep one alive, the ASPCA would be after you if you got something furry and four legged. If you can handle a fish, then think about a hamster, they are cute, reasonably easy to care for, and not as longterm of a commitment as a cat or dog.

      My wife and I are in Afghanistan for the year, and leaving our kitty was probably one of the harder things to do. However she is being well cared for by my in-laws who already had a couple cats that our kitty grew up with.
    5. Re:Maybe it's time to go low tech by deinol · · Score: 4, Funny

      do them, you, and not least of all the poor animal a favor and get them a Wii instead.

      Or at the very least, get them Nintendogs if you have to!

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  3. Not that upset, really... by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Playstation 3 is delayed across most of the world

    I'd rather have a Wii.

    the Zune MP3 player is cancelled for everyone outside the US

    I'd rather have an iPod (if I wasn't perfectly happy with my Rockbox'd iRiver).

    Vista won't be out for home users before the big day

    I'd rather have a lobotomy.

    and even Final Fantasy XII won't reach Europe in time.

    Never mind that, when's Final Fantasy III coming out for DS?

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  4. Not many gadgets for the first Christmas by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 5, Funny
    this will be the most disappointing Christmas ever for gadget-lovers
    Unless the archaeologists have missed something, there appear to have been precious few items available for gadget-lovers circa 5 AD.
    1. Re:Not many gadgets for the first Christmas by krell · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Unless the archaeologists have missed something, there appear to have been precious few items available for gadget-lovers circa 5 AD."

      Yeah, I remember. The iPods back then were the size of a phone booth and only held 128K worth of iTunes. Coal-fired CD burners, too. Yeah, those were the days.

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  5. Re:In summary... by imdx80 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Sucks to be you, Europe!

    in other news sony have revised the number of PS3s being distributed to 5, 3 to North america and 2 to Tokyo

  6. I'll take the coal, please by cpuh0g · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What kind of person says "I really want Windows Vista for Christmas"?? For that matter, what kind of dork asks for any specific operating system for Christmas anyway? I can see wanting a new computer, but a specific OS, for Christmas?

    Regarding the Zune thing - aren't there already like 50 different MP3 players on the market - not counting the iPod family? So again, who the hell cares? What a stupid article.

  7. What ever happened to pets? by krell · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...what ever happened to pets?"

    Wha.... OH GOD!!! I'd forgotten! Fluffy! Sure enough, I found that skeleton behind the couch. Thanks a lot, way to make my day!

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  8. Look at the bright side by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can use that skeleton for a real nice case mod ;-)

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  9. No, I'm New Here by New+Here · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, I'm New Here

    1. Re:No, I'm New Here by Impressively+Nerdy · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, I'm Impressively Nerdy. New Here is a friend of mine.

  10. Back away from the tinsel, we're here to help... by mogrify · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's enough to make you slit your wrists with the shards of a smashed Christmas tree bauble...

    Is it just me, or is the list of events requiring ritual seppuku getting a little crowded?

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  11. Title is misleading by MrCopilot · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Title hould Read: Worst Christmas Ever for Gadgets in the UK

    Here in the US all these gadgets will be here. Good Luck laying your hands on one of those overpriced-ForcednewMedia-PS3s though.

    Speaking of the PS3. I just realized this High Price, Low Volume, pre order only console strategy is a valid strategy. A strategy to sqeeze one more Xmas out of the PS2. Selling at 129 for the slimline/bundle, it is the Wii's only real competition. And they managed to sneak it up on us. And I thought they were Idiots.

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  12. Re:In summary... by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of them is a box, a couple are posters, one of them is a PS2 with the 2 crossed out and 3 scrawled on, and another is a PS2 taped to a PS1. The other 2 are imports.

  13. Wha? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a silly article. Personally, I feel it's high time there stopped being one or two overhyped "must have" gifts every holiday season that everyone suddenly wants, filling the pockets of whoever crapped out the flashiest ads. Whatever happened to getting people thoughtful gifts you know they'd like, out of the large number of things possible to actually get without a second mortgage and a sideline dealing heroin to metal bands?

    There are pantloads of gadgets and non-gadgets out there I'd love to receive this holiday season, chances are you've never seen a television commercial for any of them, none of them will cost you a week's pay, and if you know me you can guess what they are. And I hope whatever I give you is just as appreciated.

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  14. How about we cut consumerising Christmas? by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So there isn't any compelling must have Christmas gadget this year, well, that is readily available (I am talking to you PS3). Boo hoo. How about sitting around the Christmas dinner table with your family and friends and give thanks for your good health, good friends, a place to live, a job and a full stomach?

    Since I became an adult I am far less worried about what gifts I receive at Christmas and far more thankful for the gifts I already have. Not all gifts come wrapped in pretty paper and bows.

    Merry Christmas!

  15. Good Christmas After All by GooberToo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Vista won't be out for home users before the big day

    Sounds like it will be a good Christmas after all!