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The World's Most-High Tech Urinal

Mudzy writes "In an effort to handle its nighttime public urination problem, Victoria, the capital of British Columbia, is considering installing high-tech urinals that disappear below street level during the day. Then at night, an operator comes by with a remote and the Urilift hydraulically lifts to sidewalk level in about two minutes. Then the unit is ready to serve all the nighttime party animals who don't mind peeing in a very exposed public urinal. The $75,000 system has been installed across the Netherlands, and have spread to London and Belfast, but Victoria will be the first North American city to try them out."

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  1. High Tech Urinal? by billimad · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're taking the piss. Sorry.

    1. Re:High Tech Urinal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      that is a major flaw.. they should install warning lights. 'Beep, beep, stop p*ssing and get away, we're going underground.' that could make some laughs.

    2. Re:High Tech Urinal? by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Considering the recent console news, I had to throw this one in...

      So, they spoof the remote, make their own remote control to play with the urinals... a "Pee-mote" as it were...
      *Ba-dum-CSHHH!* I'm here all night folks. Try the veal.

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  2. Funniest. Narrator voice. Ever... by ziggamon2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, watch the video, it's hillarious ;)

  3. they're cool by operato · · Score: 3, Funny

    the one in belfast is cool. it's just down the street from me and instead of using the one at my place i walk down there to do my stuff and meet girls who are there spectating (they're jealous because they can't stand up to do it).

    1. Re:they're cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Practice in the shower ...scaring away the wrong sort of guys!

      Yeah, it works... urinating in the shower scares away all the gays and velour but the real men won't think twice about it.

    2. Re:they're cool by jimicus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can we have a "-1, Too Much Information" mod?

    3. Re:they're cool by Plutonite · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's just put it like this:

      A girl can't pee while standing up and post with her real nickname :)

    4. Re:they're cool by brainspank · · Score: 2, Funny

      holy crap.

      that should have said "a girl can pee standing up. trust me."

      I feel dirty.

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  4. If it ran linux ... by Fookin · · Score: 2, Funny

    then it would be perfect for a cron job. Why do you need to pay someone to click the friggin button?
    If not cron, maybe X11 to the rescue?

    1. Re:If it ran linux ... by Y-Crate · · Score: 2, Funny
      then it would be perfect for a cron job. Why do you need to pay someone to click the friggin button?
      If it ran Linux, you could automate this with a cron job, but you would also have to deal with the fact that flushing is permanently on the "To Do" list, and if you complain that it is not functioning you are told to go "code it yourself". The toilet would also come with a hefty support contract at a cost approximately 500% of the purchase price.

      On the bright side though, the new flashy lights and color scheme are sure to make this the year the Linux toilet is ready for the home bathroom.
  5. Sad Day by arcite · · Score: 4, Funny
    :::sniff:::

    I went to uni in Victoria. Call me nostalgic but, I'll really miss the urine soaked side walks downtown...It just won't be the same dammit!

  6. Disappear during the day, and appear at night... by GillBates0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...just like Urinus appears every night in the starry skies.

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  7. Bellagio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now just to wait for a geek to hack a remote control sequence, and film the urinals doing the Bellagio Fountains.

  8. Sounds like uromycitisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I feel for you, bro, I feel for you. I too suffer from a similar condition, prostatitis, and my condition requires that I jackoff 5-8 times a day to keep the seminal fluid pressure at a reasonable level. Public restrooms are a godsend for people with my condition. Of course, people look at me kind of funny when they walk in and see me over by the sinks with a picture of Kathleen Fent in one hand and me furiously jacking off my cock in the other hand, but hey it is a medical condition and there isnt much to be done, except for the public restrooms that are equiped with glory holes. TFA didnt mention whether these hi-tech urinals will have any provisions for glory holes. Hope so. Anyway, best wishes to you and yours with that uromycitisis.

  9. Re: The World's Most-High Tech Urinal by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The bums still pee in the public parking elevators. That's about as high tech as it gets here for public peeing.

  10. Don't be silly.. by Channard · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. girls don't pee. They expel all waste products as a pine-smelling vapour emitted through their pores.

    1. Re:Don't be silly.. by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      girls don't pee. They expel all waste products as a pine-smelling vapour emitted through their pores.

      I am skeptical since most slashdotters are not experts in female anatomy, inventing wild nerban rumours.

  11. A traumatic experience waiting to happen by TastyCakes · · Score: 3, Funny

    No joke. Just don't use it at twilight or you get stuck in a urinal for 12 hours.

    1. Re:A traumatic experience waiting to happen by hcob$ · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, the next version is the pay toilet that locks you in UNTIL you pay the fee. After a certain amount of time with non-payment, the machine just happens to "leak" previous customers "deposits" all over you.

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