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Free Geek Robbed

Ellen Wilson writes, "Portland, Oregon, non-profit Free Geek, which turns old PCs into Linux boxen, has been robbed of about $4500 worth of hardware. Portlanders are asked to keep an eye out for suspicious sales of Ubuntu laptops." This blog post has some details of labeling that could help to spot the stolen laptops. BoingBoing picked up the story and added that another local outfit, the Independent Publishing Resource Center, which supports Portland's zine scene, had been hit on the previous night.

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  1. Business in the US gets robbed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If this doesn't make it on CNN, I am so firing off an email.

    1. Re:Business in the US gets robbed by TFGeditor · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other news tonight, Microsoft kingpin Steve Ballmer was arrested in connection with the theft of several thousand dollars worth of laptop PCs configured to run the competing Linux operating system. As he was led away by police, witnesses reported Ballmer saying, "It has to stop somewhere! Won't someone *please* think of the children!" Ballmer then reportedly munbled over and over, "Damned pinguins, damned pinguins," until police took him away.

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  2. Re:Free Geekin' by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes, but make sure the book runs Linux first.

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  3. Uh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "suspicious sales of Ubuntu laptops"

    So, ANY sales of Ubuntu laptops?

  4. Re:Boxen Is Not A Word by jdray · · Score: 2, Funny

    boxen boxen boxen boxen

    Personally, I think it's an imminently useable colloquialism.

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  5. Really eager to use Ubuntu by businessnerd · · Score: 3, Funny

    These guys must have been so eager to use Ubuntu that they couldn't wait long enough to download and burn their own copy or order one in the mail. While I admire their enthusiasm over Linux, I can't condone stealing stealing a copy.

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  6. Re:Who would want them? by idontgno · · Score: 2, Funny
    My Kubuntu laptop is dah bomb.

    Sony batteries, after all.

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  7. Well we know that it wasn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hans Reiser

    1. Re:Well we know that it wasn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dude, whoever you are, you're goin to hell.

      And taking me with you, cause that's *damn* funny. Sick. But funny.

  8. What's a zine? by krell · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's sort of like a paper blog.....

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  9. Re:Boxen Is Not A Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Please stop using this boxen word. There is no such thing is boxen.


    Allowing new words to the language embiggens us all. Besides that, it's a perfectly cromulent word.
  10. Re:About 5 years ago I was robbed by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Funny

    walked slowly with our hands in the air

    Did you then wave them around like you just didn't care?

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  11. Re:Boxen Is Not A Word by beadfulthings · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, dear! It's a good thing that you're probably too young to remember the vaxen. They might have driven you to violence.

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  12. Linux not ready for prime time by fyoder · · Score: 5, Funny
    When I booted my laptop, it went into recovery mode as though someone turned it on, saw the linux boot up screen and thought, "wtf is this crap?! Jeez... I can't sell this...


    Nine out of ten thieves agree, Linux is not ready for prime time.

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  13. Re:Not a book . . . by Kingrames · · Score: 3, Funny

    What good does it do to aim four times?
    Just fire away, geez.

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  14. Re:Boxen Is Not A Word by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quit complaining or I'll infect you with some virii I got from an ATM machine when I entered you're PIN number wrong.

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  15. Re:teaching a man to fish by Gospodin · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean like: Give a man a Linux box and he'll be confused for a day; Teach a man Linux and he'll be confused for the rest of his life?

    I kid, of course... ;)

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  16. Re:I'll help by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I can't stand thieves in the first place, but from FreeGeek? That's low."

    I know, I mean I can't stand a thief without a Code of Ethics.

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  17. Re:Free Geekin' by bitt3n · · Score: 4, Funny

    this is almost enough to make one lose faith in the noble enterprise of burglary.

  18. Re:Boxen Is Not A Word by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cute. You think it's an impending or threateningly useable neologism?

        Now I can't decide whether you had a good point or not.

  19. Re:Boxen Is Not A Word by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Try 'eminently'.

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  20. Kaypro by djdavetrouble · · Score: 2, Funny

    I love Kaypros, you insensitive clod! Why, I just ran across someone selling one for $20 on craigslist last night.
    I was seriously considering buying it. That was one fine luggable CPM Computer !
    kaypro for sale

    I still insist that a Kaypro and an Epson MX-80 is enough computer for any person.
    I even had a text only version of Lode Runner on that baby.

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  21. There's only one reply possible to that... by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yo geeky ladies around the world

    Got a wired box to show you

    To telnet the boys and girls

    Shell your brother, your sister and your momma too

    Windows is going down

    And you know what just to do

    Wave your RAM in the air like you don't care

    Run Glide with your games as hackers stop and stare

    DVD and DVD and DVD then boot

    Come on Linux tell me what's the word

    Word op! Everybody say

    When you hear the system call your drive will be getting underway.

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  22. Re:Not a book . . . by rucs_hack · · Score: 3, Funny

    the open source guideline for laptop chucking

    aim early, aim often...

  23. Re:Boxen Is Not A Word by mazarin5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It begs the question: Is this worth loosing you're temper over this?

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  24. In related news.... by TranscendentalAnarch · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... a warehouse in Portland was found to be storing a large Beowulf cluster pieced together from old hardware for the purpose of sending out advertisements for "V1agra/C1alis".

  25. Re:Boxen Is Not A Word by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

    I often wonder whether the person who coined the term "neologism" did so with a twinge of guilty pleasure.

    But then that's probably just me.

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  26. Re:Not a book . . . by Azrael43 · · Score: 3, Funny
    the open source guideline for laptop chucking aim early, aim often...

    Shouldn't that be:

    "Gaim early, Gaim often..."

    I'll get my coat...

  27. Re:Not to disagree too much by AlgorithMan · · Score: 2, Funny
    If you could buy a Star Trek style replicator for the price of a PC, I guess we would see a lot more free hardware.
    replicators will never become legal because... you can copy audio CDs with them...
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  28. Re:Oh YEAH? by enrgeeman · · Score: 2, Funny

    on a plane.

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  29. Re:Not a book . . . by Kingrames · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why do all the stupid puns get modded funny?
    That was like, the gaimest joke ever.

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  30. Re:Boxen Is Not A Word by teh_chrizzle · · Score: 2, Funny
    boxen boxen boxen boxen
    MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
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  31. Re:I'll help by identity0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm in Portland, and when I'm not at work I could easily be mistaken for a criminal (I look like a skater).

    I think everything after your third word was redundant... "I'm in Portland" pretty much implies the rest :-)

    But yeah, it's pretty low stealing from FreeGeek.