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An Inconvenient Truth

There's a movie teaser line that you may have seen recently, that goes like this: "What if you had to tell someone the most important thing in the world, but you knew they'd never believe you?" The answer is "I'd try." The teaser's actually for another movie, but that's the story that's told in the documentary "An Inconvenient Truth": it starts with a man who, after talking with scientists and senators, can't get anyone to listen to what he thinks is the most important thing in the world. It comes out on DVD today.

The scariest horror film of 2006 was a documentary.

The first thing everyone wants to know, or at least to argue about, is whether Al Gore has his facts straight. The short answer is yes, he does. There are minor errors. They don't detract from Gore's main point, on which the scientific debate has ended.

And the main point is scary, and almost too big to think about or talk about. The earth is warming, because of us. Sometime in the next hundred years, our environment is going to change in big ways. We can't predict it with much accuracy yet, but the best estimates we have are that it's going to be -- measured in lives and dollars -- really bad.

In a way this film isn't really about that story. It's about a man telling that story -- someone who, after suffering a bit of a setback, asked himself, well, what can I do now? What's important to me? How do I want to spend my time?

What's important is a question a lot of nerds may be familiar with. We like to talk about important things. But how do you respond when you try to say something serious and the cool kids laugh at you? What do you do, when you put yourself out there, try to engage people's minds, and instead they make fun of your clothes?

The good news for anyone who's had a prom invitation rejected is that people can come back from worse disasters. His presidential bid didn't go so well in 2000. Gore had given talks on global warming before; after he was forcibly retired from public service, he took a Powerbook and Keynote on the road, sharpening and expanding his slideshow talk in airports and hotels.

Half of the film is that talk, and it's an engrossing talk. There are charts and diagrams and footnoted stats (and a Futurama clip) and it's about as fun as numbers and chemicals get. Turns out Al Gore has a sly sense of humor (but not a nasty one -- the film's only two political nudges are pretty gentle). Unless you're a climate scientist you'll probably learn something too.

But the other half, interwoven with the lectures, is a man picking up the pieces and rediscovering something important in his life, a message that he has to tell. That succeeds as a film.

And Gore's lecture succeeded too. Somehow, I'm not sure how, this documentary changed the way Americans look at global warming. In early 2006, global warming was still seen as one of those things that may be true or may not. Pundits were fairly evenly divided and both positions were routinely heard. It's now late 2006 and the debate has moved from "is global warming happening?" to "it's happening, we've caused it, and what if anything should we do about it?"

Most of the warming-deniers left are the real extremists out in Rush Limbaugh territory. We're not yet all the way to a serious, scientifically-informed debate, but somehow, overnight, this film pulled most of the fence-sitters over to where the scientists were years ago.

As for actually fixing global warming, it will take a miracle. Maybe two miracles. I think in the next few decades we're going to need to start an Apollo moonshot-type miracle of technology and engineering to beat back the greenhouse effect. Nanorobots. Reflective dust in the stratosphere. Giant mirrors at the Lagrange point. Bioengineered plankton to sink carbon or change the oceans' albedo. Something. That's just a guess.

But meanwhile, though we hope someone can build us an airbag before we crash the car into the tree, that doesn't absolve us from stepping on the brakes. Right now, we need a change in attitude, in our community and our politics, to start slowing the damage we're doing every day to our grandchildren's Earth -- to buy them time, and give them more options. The only way that happens is when the governments of industrialized and developing nations decide this is a priority.

And the only way that happens is for people everywhere to stop listening to the cool kids and, once again, pay attention to the nerds.

Go buy the nerd's DVD.

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  1. We can certainly trust Al Gore .. by Entropy · · Score: -1, Troll

    After all, he's smart enough that he invented the internet ;)

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  2. Re:Not political by WhiplashII · · Score: -1, Troll

    What's amazing is that you seem to be in favor of filing a movie by Al Gore as science. AL GORE, as is I invented the internet Al Gore? Please see a doctor immediately, there still may be a chance to save you!

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  3. Re:Hmm. Sci...ence? by TykeClone · · Score: 0, Troll
    Also, Gore taking the Lincoln Navigator to the premiere was beyond hilarious.

    Dude - he's "better" than the rest of us! He's not asking himself to walk or to cut back on anything - just you and me.

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  4. Re:Nothing inconvenient about the results by bobKali · · Score: -1, Troll

    Clinton never submitted it to congress for ratification either.

    Besides, the same people have been crying about the impending doom that awaits us only 10 years down the road for the past 40 years. They can't even predict the weather next week, but they can predict the climate a decade from now (even though not one of their previous predictions has ever come to pass.) Give me a break.

  5. Re:Nothing inconvenient about the results by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: -1, Troll

    I've heard from some bible-thumpers and neocons suggest that even if the temperature is rising, it may be a natural phenomenon. It might be at that. Who really gives a fuck though? If it is natural, and we can still beat it by changing our technology, seems like a no-brainer to me.

    But, thanks for reading my comment all wrong, dickhead. I just love it... you prove my point perfectly. Gore is some type of mystical savior to you. I think monkeys always act like this to the alpha male or something.

  6. Demographics is taking care of this... by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Average female fertility in Greece, Italy, and Spain is 1.1. So, their populations are going down by half each generation. In a couple of generations, a given Italian won't have brothers, sisters, aunts, or uncles.

    China has a one-child policy, so you can expect a similar result there in coming years.

    In Germany, it's about 1.35.

    In France, female fertility hovers at about 1.89. The rest of Europe has similar numbers.

    The US is hovering at about replacement rate, 2.1.

    The earth is depopulating. Al Gore's documentary can be safely ignored: The problem we face isn't too many people, but too few.

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  7. What is this doing in the Science area? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Shouldn't this be in Politics? or perhaps Bullshit?

    I mean, serially (couldn't help myself there); the movie is so overblown and one-sided it's unbelievable, and whoever wrote this post wasn't writing a news post, it's a fucking advocacy/advertisement all in one.

  8. Re:Idiot! How dare you bring facts into bush hatre by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 0, Troll

    Communism defeated itself, old Ronny "What" Reagan had nothing to do with it. JFK "won" the cold war during the Cuban Missle Crisis - the rest of the time was just Communism collapsing under it's own bloated corpse. When there isn't incentives for people to work, they won't - and Reagan didn't cause that. However I do sleep better at night knowing old Ronny's "Star Wars Defense Initiative" is protecting all of us.

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  9. Re:I'm REALLY Serial! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    the president needs to be sodomised... brutally... and you're just the "man" to do the job, eickhoff

    name-calling just turns him on more...just so you know... he loves dirty-talk