Tolkien Enterprises To Film Hobbit With Jackson?
cyclomedia writes "TheOneRing.Net has a new scoop on the ongoing Hobbit Movie saga, sourced from elbenwald.de. Apparently the rights to make the Hobbit film fall back to Saul Zaentz 'next year.' He claims that, under their stewardship, The Hobbit will 'definitely be shot by Peter Jackson.'
For the whippersnappers amongst you: Mr. Zaentz is the head honcho of Tolkien Enterprises, which originally acquired exclusive rights to productions of the LOTR and Hobbit material in 1976, prior to overseeing the Bakshi animated version of LOTR."
Don't you mean "Who are you Tolkien about?" :)
Peter Jackson will write a book "If I Did It". He will also sing a reggae song "I shot the Hobbit" (featuring Gollum as a CGI Bob Marley).
-- Rastignac was here.
... what all these guys have against the Hobbit? I mean, this Saul guy is hiring that thug Peter to have the Hobbit shot... That Hobbit should have banged his wife or something...
Well, if there's anything Return of the King taught us, it's the value of a good Steward.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
"Let's be really nice to him so he'll keep making these financially successful films for us."
But, but, after you account for all the 5 star hotels, first class air tickets, german cars, party girls and cocaine, the film actually lost money! "What - you mean we have to buy our OWN coke?" - A random New Line executive
Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
Tolkien, Hobbits, Elf's??? All of this sounds as if it has a bad ring to it.