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Giant Mexican Telescope Launched
SilentOneNCW writes "A new telescope has been unveiled in Mexico by President Vicente Fox. The Large Millimeter Telescope will be used to pick up electromagnetic radiation known as millimetre waves emitted 13 billion years ago, when the first stars burst into existence, astrophysicists say. The $128M telescope is a joint project between Mexico and the US. With an antenna diameter of 164 feet, the LMT dwarfs existing millimetre-wave telescopes and should be able to pick up signals from the faintest objects in outer space."
well what do you expect from wetbacks anyways and their primitive el estupido language? lol
With an antenna diameter of 164 feet, the LMT dwarfs existing millimetre-wave telescopes and should be able to pick up signals from the faintest objects in outer space.See, it doesn't see anything fainter! Point out something this can't see! Can't? Well then, it must see the faintest objects now, right?
and yet the telescope being capable of spying on celestial bodies light years away, it has been carefully monitoring the job openning board at the nearest McDonald's on American soil.
Poverty, crime, and corruption are major problems over there and they are wasting money on a space program? I know if I was running the country and people were trying to leave for the US en masse I would probably focus my attention on domestic issues instead of launching a space program which would be decades behind the most established programs in the US and Russia.
It's so sad. All their women are ugly and eat beans. Why can't America live next to Korea or China or Sweden. Those girls are hot.
Now that the GIANT Mexicans have their telescope, won't the small Mexicans feel left out? Or have all of the small Mexicans finally made it to the United States of Azlan?
Mexicans are living proof that Indians fucked Buffalo.
That should go nicely with all of those 'Mexican Space Shuttles' (construction worker slang for porta-potties)
DEAD DEAD DEAD DELETE ME
It's good to see the U.S. and Mexico working together. With this, we can finally find the planet our southern friends came from.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".....Mexican Joke submitted by Alan. The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? So they have something to unwrap
What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem? "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
What kind of cans are there in Mexico? Mexicans.
What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook? "Steal a chicken"
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
Why did God give Mexicans noses? So they'll have something to pick in the winter.
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"
Why doesnt mexico have a olympic team? Because every mexican that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!
A Mexican guy and a Black guy are in a car. Who is driving? The cops.
My name is Pancho
I work on a Rancho
I make seven pesos a day
My girlfriend is Lucy
I play with her pussy
She takes all my pesos away