Don't Be Rude To This Robot
News.com is running an article on an emotionally-responsive dinosaur robot that the Ugobe company has in the works for 2007. Called 'Pleo', the animatronic Apatosaurus will respond to the vocal intonations of its owners. It won't be able to understand vocal commands; instead, its mood will be dictated by the tone of voice used at it. A terse tone can result in a depressed dino. From the article: "Ugobe will try to go beyond selling a walking/talking toy. The company will publish a developers' kit and open its source code, making the Pleo something of a cousin to the Lego Mindstorms kits or the old Radio Shack 64-in-1 electronics kits. Consumers thus will be able to download 'personality modules' and see how their Pleos react to different stimuli ... Ultimately, the company may license the technology so others can build or incorporate robots into their own products. 'We've created a toolset for making lifelike robots,' Ugobe CEO Bob Christopher said."
I for one welcome our emotionally unstable robot overlords.
I may be modded down for this, but I couldn't resist:
I for one welcome our emotionally sensitive Dino overlords!
They should combine research with this guy.
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Sounds awful...
> Called 'Pleo', the animatronic Apatosaurus will respond to the vocal intonations of its owners.
Guess what they call it when it DOESN'T respond. An APATHosaurus! ROLGOLFLE!
I heard that AT&T was developing another kind of robot that you don't want to be rude to.
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Of the resistance should get this kit in preparation for the day when Skynet goes live. Terminators who are depressed after being abused over their weight/appearance/incomprehensible Austrian accents etc will function less efficiently.
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
Cyber-dinosaurs that react to verbal tones? Verbal aggression, even?
Now that is the sort of policing that would make me feel safe!
So basically they've invented an emo lizard.
They've been criticized in the past for faking demonstrations. YouTube example here
So here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you want me to walk across your room...
do these ones have Genuine People Personalities?
Ugobe? What an ugly name. I say they change it to "Sirius Cybernetics Corporation."
That's one dinosaur that was intelligently designed.
Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
Oh God I'm so depressed
... of robots is that they are emotionless to begin with. Sure, nobody wants to work with a needy robot, but the ramifications could be much greater. If we start attaching emotions to these things, and begin investing our own emotions into them, we could be headed for some real trouble as a civilization. And don't even get me started on adding thinking machines into the mix. We'll need to be very careful in the future to keep ourselves from becoming dependent or even obsolete -- and we may already headed down that path. In a world of wikiality*, truthiness* and the general dumbing down of everything with convenience at any cost, we've got to keep on our toes.
* Stephen, the check's in the mail.
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What an incredibly lame idea. Yet another company makes the mistake of giving consumers what they say they want, rather than what they'll actually pay for. Emotional insensitivity is exactly what I enjoy about working with computers.
Ugobe: A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
FATMOUSE + YOU = FATMOUSE
In the past week or two we've heard about:
Robots who think we taste good (bacon mm!)
Robots with frickin' machineguns on their heads
Robots who can play hide and seek
and now to top it all off, Robots who respond to how we talk to them.
Just what we need. Get home from work, act snippy to your robot, and suddenly it decides it's going to eat you. You can't hide, it'll just find you, and you can't run, it'll just shoot you.
I don't even know why the scientists make them!
... still waiting for this free-as-in-beer free beer I keep hearing about.
Ray: You! You worthless piece of slime! You ignorant disgusting blob!
Egon: You're nothing but an unstable short-chained molecule!
Ray: You foul obnoxious muck!
Egon: You have a weak electrochemical bond!
Ray: I have seen some disgusting crud in my time, but you take the cake!
1) Serve the public trust. 2) Protect the innocent. 3) Uphold the law.
So, when you're angry at it, it bites? Where is the presale signup?
By creating fixed responses to various tones of voice it just encourages people to try yelling at their dino to see it humorously contemplate removing its own batteries. What fun! Come on Jack Thompson, surely you can save us!
Please, for the love of God, don't test it for any less than 30 years.
Consumers thus will be able to download 'personality modules' and see how their Pleos react to different stimuli ...
Oh great, I just _know_ I will get the one with Marvin personality.
Carbon based humanoid in training.
A paleontologist helped design the Pleo, and it is anatomically correct.Now I wonder if it can reproduce.
This isn't a useless trick. It can be used to train Aspies and other autistics to express and recognize emotions.
For those interested, the current issue of Make magazien has a longish interview with the inventor.
Sorry, to read the article online you have to also subscribe, but Make is a great magazine and you should probably be subscribed anyway! This particular issue (issue 8) is a very good one overall so you might want to check it out on the stands.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
combine this technology with that at http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp/
This works: http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp That's what I get for not testing.
Pleo is a fake, or at least not nearly as impressive as they proclaim it to be. http://youtube.com/watch?v=mgiB90lJNSY The video demonstrates, at the very least, extreme dishonesty on the part of Pleo's manufacturers, in that they pass off their act as a demonstration of Pleo's adaptive ability.
Does it say "I love you!!!" all the time too? Does it want to dance all the time?
Sounds like another attempt to take over the world by Barney. http://de.jihad.net/lib/bull-dotb.txt
But this time he's even creating his own electronic cronies..?!