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Study Provides Compelling Evidence of Single Impact Extinction Theory

ectotherm writes to tell us that a new study at the University of Missouri-Columbia claims to provide compelling evidence that a single meteor impact was the cause of animal extinction 65 million years ago. From the article: "MacLeod and his co-investigators studied sediment recovered from the Demerara Rise in the Atlantic Ocean northeast of South America, about 4,500 km (approximately 2,800 miles) from the impact site on the Yucatan Peninsula. Sites closer to and farther from the impact site have been studied, but few intermediary sites such as this have been explored."

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  1. 65 million? by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    65 million years is crazy-talk, that's 64,994,000 years before God made the Earth!

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    1. Re:65 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      When Young Earth Creationists say that the Earth was created 6000 years ago, they're talking in God-years.

    2. Re:65 million? by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny
      Ever wondered what god the dinosaurs fought wars and slaughtered each other in the name of?

      Jehovasaurus.

      Next!

  2. I call BS by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look at the film. You can see another meteor on the grassy knoll.

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  3. How it really happened... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    65 million years ago...

    Dino 1: Wii is the best dino console.
    Dino 2: No. The Wii graphics suck. Xbox 360 is awesome.
    Dino 3: Wii and Xbox 360 both suck. Playstation 3 with Cell processor rules. Plus we have BluRay.
    Dino 1: PS3 is too expensive and there aren't enough blue diodes. All dinosaurs can afford Wii though. It great!
    Dino 2: Meh, PS3 is expensive and Wii doesn't do hidef. Xbox 360 sits right in the middle and saves the day. Go 360, go!

    God: Ok, that does it. No more dinosaurs.

  4. Weird by pagaboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    40 responses and not a single noodly appendage in sight. Is everyone OK?