Halo 3 Beta Sign Up Starts Dec. 4th

aplusjimages writes "1up.com is reporting that Dec. 4th, will be when Bungie will start taking registrations for the Halo 3 Beta test. This is also the date that the new 60 second commercial will air on ESPN's Monday Night Football. There have already been sightings of gamertags playing Halo 3 Beta online." From the article: "'There will be multiple ways to get involved with Halo 3's public beta and next week's online registration is just the first way.' The registration program will be set up at Halo3.com and will give players a chance to be one of the 'select members to join the unprecedented Halo 3 public beta program.' If you don't get in to the beta via this method, relax, there will be numerous other opportunities to participate in the beta."

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[Adolf Hitroll]

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I'm in charge of adaptating this into a movie and, because I don't exactly know how it feel not to get pussy, I am looking for some short-dicked nerds testimony. The ideal candidate should have the following experience:

• Getting a wry neck attempting to perform a fellatio on himself.
  
• Having a (blind) blind date running out because of his smell
  
• Programming an auto-FP-er to get remarked by his crapdot fellow nerds
  
• Getting the dog to run away because of some sodomitic fantasies
  
• squirting a whole tube of toothpaste into his own anus
  

So if you want to feel (not "be") famous, just tell me about your lonely sexual life or your new graphic adapter.

ps this is not offtopic: I love halo... not !