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Plastic Packages Cause Injuries, Revolt
massysett writes "Everybody has been frustrated by plastic retail packaging that's nearly impossible to open. New toys and electronic gadgets arrive encased in plastic bubbles. Manufacturers say the packages protect goods and make them look nice, but opening them can be difficult enough to cause injuries that land people in the emergency room. Manufacturers have an appropriate term for the frustration: wrap rage. One man even invented a cutter designed specifically for cracking open plastic clamshells."
Did it look anything like this?
editors: you should have waited 25 days, and accepted the story at about... oh 11:00 am on december 25th
then you would have gotten a buttload of seriously frustrated, angry, and demented comments in the affirmative
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
You can order online and they'll arrive at your door..........in a nice, shiny, plastic clamshell
Yeah, I agree the packaging is annoying, but all the comments here are perplexing me (e.g., "how do the manufacturers expect people to open these?", "Using a knife is dangerous!!")
Like, have people on Slashdot never heard of this fancy gadget called "scissors"? Come down from the trees, my monkey brethren, and let me show these wacky things called "tools".
Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
Do you know how many times the US Customs dept calls up and asks us what specieces of CLAM is we are importing?
Our answer is always: "Domesticus Plasticus" followed by a long pause...
Kevlar-reinforced DVD cases! Annoying plastic wrap got you down? Our-easy to open* kevlar-reinforced DVD cases will prevent in store theft! *requires purchase of our new thermite-based case opener. May potentially destroy contents. Thermite case opener now shipped in new kevlar casing.
Lightsaber.
How about when are trying to force something open and your hand slips making you hit yourself in the face? Do you give your hand a look of betrayal like I do?
...And while you are at Home Depot buy some glue, so after you open the clamshell you can repair the thing you ordered.
I'd rather we entrap the executive in a clamshell.
Ok, we can provide an airhole if you insist.
You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
You flip open the top of a new bottle of ketchup. You squeeze. Nothing comes out.
Oh, yeah. You forgot about the inner seal.
You unscrew the top and are faced with a circular round piece of foil which seals the opening. Attached to this is a white plastic semi-circle. This is sticking up, implying that by pulling you will also remove the silver foil seal, allowing access to the product.
You pull at the semi-circle [gently|firmly|side-to-side|straight up] and it detaches completely, leaving the silver seal in place and the product as inaccessible as before.
I'm sick and tired of these hip, "ironic" sigs. This is an actual, honest-to-goodness no-nonsense sig!
A buxom babe tied immobile with plastic straps... *awh yeah!* that's what I'm talk'n'bout!
why haven't there been any personal-injury lawsuits yet from all the people who've tried using a box-cutter or other sharp knife, which always gouges out sideways in a wickedly unpredictable and unsafe way
Excellent. I was wondering how I'd pay for Christmas, and now I know...
You are much to lenient with your extremeties. I suggest removing the limb immediately. Make your vengeance swift and unmerciful. The hand has openly defied you in the midst of its peers. It has opposed you once, and there is no telling how far it may go next time.
Maybe not
Phew; at first, I thought I was reading about some esoteric sexual fetish the involved clamshells and the cutting of dingly things with said clamshells, and the mutilation of the clamshells afterwards. And then, you would lick the clamshells. . .
What?
Ninjas and pirates. How piquant.
But I'm allowed to own a knife you insensitive clod.
It'll quit hurtin' once the pain stops.
Here's a solution
My lightsabre is still sealed in its wretched clamshell. No wonder real Jedi make their own.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
don't come packaged like that
That IS funny!
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
Colbert on Wrap Rage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTjeAR2bnfU
$7.95/mo, 200 GB disk, 2TBxfer, MySQL, PHP, RoR.
I would like to humbly thank you for properly nesting your parentheses. You, sir, are truly a programmer.
Priceless... I LOVE slashdot!
I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot.
/me is showing hands
I've been wondering about this spaghetti or more often, pasta, packaging myself. But at least this packaging which is frequently supposed to be re-closed, can be dealt with using scissors.
Other kinds of packages are worse: I once bought a power-supply for notebook computers at an airport, one of these nice universal ones that would allow using 12V from the car or 100-240V from the mains. Since I had put the ordinary supply for the computer into checked baggage and I was waiting to change planes at the airport I thought I'd get a power supply from one of the stores there, and be able to sit down and use the computer, which was low on battery.
But this power supply came in one of these armored plastic packages, and of course, air-side, there is not much of scissors or knives available at all, thanks to the paranoia generated after September 11 2001 ... even the only restaurant there that served something more substantial than sandwiches had only flimsy plastic knives and forks. So, no computing for me until I came home. I still found use for the power supply, as the bag with the original one was delayed.
SIGBUS @ NO-07.308
Here's a tough problem I agonize over, and wonder if you'd have an opinion. Let's say you write something in parens and it's funny enough to warrant a smiley face. Can/should the paren for the smiley's mouth count as the closing paren? In other words, is it better to do "(that was funny:)" or "(that was funny:))"?
- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this is ironic.
"(that was funny:)" or "(that was funny:))"?
:)
You'd need to escape the smileyparen. Like so: "(that was funny:\))"
FRA: STFU GTFO
I hate when that happens, but the makeup sex is the best.
Tell me about it. I buy food wrapped in metal all the time. I can't tell you how many scissors and knifes I'd ruined before I finally gave in to the scam that is: the can opener cartel.