Map of the Internet
Wellington Grey writes "Author of the popular webcomic xkcd has put up a hand made map of the internet as today's comic. He also has an interesting blog entry detailing some of the work that went into it, such a pinging servers and creating a method of fractal mapping to display related regions as contiguous sections on the grid." The drawing is pretty damn impressive; somebody get on making that thing a giant wall poster so I can paper over Taco's office door.
xkcd is a work of genius. See, for example, this classic.
"The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." -- Delos B. McKown
But where's the "Here there be dragons" part?
No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
In reality, the security of the girlfriend system is hardware-based; it requires the presence of a specialized dongle.
"Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
Slashdotter1: Dude, I met the most awesome girl last night! She's hot, funny, smart, AND a gamer!
Slashdotter2: Yeah, but can she run Linux?
Programmer: an ingenious device that converts caffeine into code.