DIY Service Pack For Windows 2000/XP/2003
Karsten Violka writes "Looking for manageable Windows updates even without an internet connection? Heise's script collection
Offline Update 3.0 downloads the entire body of fresh updates for Windows 2000, XP, or Server 2003 from Microsoft's servers in one fell swoop and then uses them to create ISO-Images for CD or DVD. Included is an intelligent installer script that allows you to update as many PCs as desired." Sounds like a great idea, given the danger of putting an unpatched PC on the Internet to download security updates.
Autopatcher, on the other hand, provides the actual software, which is explicitly prohibited by the TOS you mentioned. He has this hilarious line in his FAQ:
Q: Is AutoPatcher legal?A: Yes, nwraptor once spoke to a Microsoft employee and apparently they know about us but dont care what we do! Now that's legal advice you can hang your hat on!
John
I want your users. I lost internet access three times last year because some dumbass down the hall plugged his router in backwards and was trying to NAT the whole damn building.