Wal-Mart Asked to Drop Christian Video Game
doug141 writes "Liberal and progressive Christian groups say a new computer game in which players must either convert or kill non-Christians is the wrong gift to give this holiday season and that Wal-Mart, a major video game retailer, should yank it off its shelves.Players can choose to join the Antichrist's team, but of course they can never win on [his] side. The enemy team includes fictional rock stars and folks with Muslim-sounding names, while the righteous include gospel singers, missionaries, healers and medics."
Best game idea EVER.
The protagonist should be muslim so we can have the last boss enemy be the 100ft robotic Jesus with spinning cross attack and star of david ion cannon. Aye He shoots fire from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ars!
"It ain't a war against drugs.it's a war against personal freedom" --Bill Hicks
I think you're exaggerating just a little here. Given the decline of the lion population they would probably become quite full
after the first few thousand believers and get sleepy. After that, surely the remaining BILLIONS would be more than capable of
handling some passed-out lions.
Unless, of course, you're suggesting that they just hang out until the lions are hungry again and just keep walking into the jaws
secure in the belief that their faith will protect/reward them. If that's the case, then... well... Go Lions!