Penguins Disappearing From Southern Hemisphere

The Scotsman is running a piece looking at the mysterious disappearance of penguins from all around the world. A biologist who studies the rockhopper penguin characterizes the population crash as 'sinister', as scientists are still baffled as to why almost 30% of the birds have vanished. From the article: "Grant Munro, the director of Falklands Conservation, said there were fears that rockhoppers might become extinct. 'If the present situation were to carry on then it's not a particularly great forecast. It doesn't look like they are suddenly going to start increasing in numbers ... In the Falklands, they are part of everyday life. If you head down to the beach you are going to see penguins.'"

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Right

[Somatic]

Cause this whole global warming thing is a farce. The penguins, well, they just want to get in on the new housing market.

The people who, along with the oil companies, pretend global warming isn't happening, deserve worse than losing office. They deserve some seriously sinister shit, at this point.

They deserve badness. Personally, and in their homes. They deserve badness. While their children watch, in the middle of the night, these people deserve the equivalent of what they do to everyone else. They deserve the worst. The most abominible thing you can think of is too good for these things. They aren't people, they're animals.

The worst thing you can do to them is too good for them.

It's time to find their names and addresses. It's time to find them in the middle of the night, and make it happen so fast the police don't even have a chance to get there in time. We can do it. We can end them.

It's just like writing a program. We find them, we execute, and the program is gone from memory, just like that.

Re:Right

[pipingguy]

Bad side of the bed or panties in a bunch?

Re:Just to get us started

[x2A]

Hmm.

I felt a great disturbance in the earthquake, as if half of a nun suddenly put out in terror and was suddenly silenced.