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Giant Ice Shelf Snaps

Popo writes "Sattelite images have revealed that an ancient 66 square-kilometer ice shelf, the size of 11,000 football fields, has snapped off from an island in Canada's arctic. The Ayles Ice Shelf was one of 6 major shelves remaining in Canada's arctic and is estimated to be over 3000 years old. The collapse was so powerful that earthquake monitors 250 km away picked up tremors. Scientists say it is the largest event of its kind in 30 years and point their fingers at climate change as a major contributing factor."

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  1. How much is that in square furlongs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    11,000 football fields. Yeah, there's an easy-to-visualize image. What a helpful comparison.

    1. Re:How much is that in square furlongs? by pluther · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but if written on in 12-point type, how many Libraries of Congress would that be?

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  2. Ungrateful scientists by Elentari · · Score: 5, Funny

    It lasted a good deal longer than any shelf I've ever put up.

  3. Happy Feet... by Ice+Wewe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dang it! I thought we told those Penguins that they couldn't keep dancing like that!

    1. Re:Happy Feet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I also thought we told those penguins they don't live in the northern hemisphere!

  4. less ambiguous units please! by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 5, Funny

    the size of 11,000 football fields

    NFL? Canadian? European kickball?

    Besides, this is a nerds site. Don't make athletic references.

    Volkswagen Bugs or Libraries of Congress would be more appropriate.

    1. Re:less ambiguous units please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I don't think 25 square miles sounded dire enough.

    2. Re:less ambiguous units please! by Joebert · · Score: 3, Funny
      Besides, this is a nerds site. Don't make athletic references.

      Ok, imagine 11,000 of thoose fields the Jocks chased you across trying to give you a wedgie.

      Is that better ?
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    3. Re:less ambiguous units please! by rrohbeck · · Score: 2, Funny

      the size of 11,000 football fields
      NFL? Canadian? European kickball?


      Sounds like you don't use the footballfield as a unit of area? And here I was calculating how many kiloounces per microfootballfield an ice shelf can withstand.

    4. Re:less ambiguous units please! by budgenator · · Score: 2, Funny

      see what you get when an Australian newspaper reports about Canadians seeing an Ice shelf break using American satellites, a triple conversion whammy, imagine converting NASA spec football fields into Canadian football fields then into Australian football fields; It's a wonder anybody has landed anything on Mars!

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  5. Why I should be a highly paid spin consultant. by brennanw · · Score: 4, Funny
    Scientists say it is the largest event of its kind in 30 years and point their fingers at climate change as a major contributing factor.


    The implication is that 30 years ago there was a larger event. So if a smaller sheet of ice broke off now than the one from 30 years back, doesn't that mean the problem is going away? :)
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  6. 11,000 football fields? by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 4, Funny

    How many hockey rinks is that?

  7. Geography lesson by mangu · · Score: 5, Funny
    that ice has been outside for a long time with penguins, polar bears and what nots crapping all over it


    I agree with you that the tequila is what makes a good Margarita, but you are wrong about your crap. Penguins do not frequent the same ice as polar bears. Repeat with me, polar bears are in the North, penguins are in the South. Not, they do not meet at the tropics.

    1. Re:Geography lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      But they may meet in badly managed Zoos!

  8. 11,000 Football field by -kertrats- · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was hoping to get a quick translation of football fields to Rhode Islands, but Google couldn't help me. Anyone else with a better calculator available?

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  9. TERRORORRISTSS by SydBarrett · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you look closely, you can see where explosives were planted near the base. There is no way the self could have collapsed on its own. And isn't it strange how no penguins came to work that day?

    Canada should totally start rebuilding that ice shelf just to show those terrorists that NOBODY messes with Canada, eh?

  10. hockey rinks by bobbonomo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hard to say. There is no standard size hockey rink: just a minimum size and maximum size.

  11. useless information in this article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I need to know how much this weighs. In terms of Volkswagens.

  12. How many elephants does it weigh? by Shky · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because 11,000 football fields is easier to imagine than 66 square kilometers.

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  13. Al Gore by cowtamer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Clearly the cause is Al Gore and his liberal whiners who are jelaous of the success of the hardworking oil industry... :)

  14. Giant Ice Shelf Snaps... by eremitic · · Score: 2, Funny

    What an inconvenient truth.

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  15. Re:Because we all know by tgd · · Score: 2, Funny

    If by "we" you mean "people who aren't educated in climatology", then yes.

    Otherwise, no.

  16. Re:I can't wait..... by Joebert · · Score: 2, Funny
    Do you see the problem now?

    Yep, they've seriously underestimated the needed capacity for the International Space Station.
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  17. Re:Non Global-Warming Activity by LearnToSpell · · Score: 3, Funny

    You and you are both right. Feedback loop, and all that...

  18. 3000 years old... by LiTa03 · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...and is estimated to be over 3000 years old
    Almost as old as earth itself...
  19. A 728,000 inch monitor by Shihar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me put that football measurement into something a slashdotter can relate to. It had the area of screen on a 728,000 inch monitor.

  20. "Football Field" is the standard unit of area? by TrebleMaker · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tried to convert the area to square smoots but then my calculator collapsed into a horizontal line and I couldn't read the answer.

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  21. Re:Well... by misanthrope101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your skepticism made me realize something. Man seems to be the only living thing on the planet whose actions have no effect on its environment.

  22. Re:Where was that? by JoeRandomHacker · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..about 800 kilometres south of the North Pole.

    At the north pole, isn't every direction south?
    Hmmm. Well, there's "up"...