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Study Says 2 In 5 Bosses Lie
Freshly Exhumed writes to tell us about a Florida State University study of 700 employees indicating that nearly two of five bosses don't keep their word. The study will be published later this year. From the article: "The abusive boss has been well documented in movies ('Nine to Five'), television (Fox's 'My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss') and even the Internet. 'They say that employees don't leave their job or company, they leave their boss. We wanted to see if this is, in fact, true,' said Wayne Hochwarter, an associate professor of management in FSU's College of Business."
Where do people think that boss's come from? Hell.
Truer words were never spoken...
The other 3 lied in the survey.
And now I add some more text, ruining the joke, because the lameness filter has no sense of humour.
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50% less.
When they lie more often, they are promoted.
FTFA:"The abusive boss has been well documented in movies"
... movies?! ...
Well documented in the
How about also well documented in Mad Magazine...
"We are all geniuses when we dream"
- E.M. Cioran
Nice way to lose some useful data in the translation. Do you work in Marketing?
If we assume that the average boss has an average of ten grunts...
Ditzy secretary: "I've never had a boss last that long."
This guy's the limit!
Not so fast.
That means 3 our of 5 bosses lie about lying.
Mod Karma -1: I sed bad wurds. If I cep my mouf shut, I wud be at riyses.
Only when Microsoft started hiring more women and minorities did things change to a large degree. Of course, Microsoft's productivity also took a hit right around that time too.
So, what am I saying? Decide that for yourself.
You're a misogynistic racist who has no idea how to motivate workers? Hey, if you're also a habitual drunk, you win a prize!
What he can't kill, he has sex on. Trent.