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Scheduling Large Scale Server Upgrades/Outages?
thesandbender asks: "I've inherited my companies DST patching project and I have to schedule upgrades for 7000+ servers over the course of the next few weeks. Of course each group inside the company has different SLA's and outage windows. I need to somehow turn the pile of spreadsheets I have into a database and create a schedule that spreads the load over our pool of system administrators. There is no way I can reasonably accomplish this by hand, and even software for other industries/applications that could take a few steps out of the process would be appreciated. Does anyone know of a rule based scheduling system where I provide the available outage windows and a priority ranking for each system and the scheduler will recommend the order in which they should be upgraded?"
shutdown -h now
Fuck the users! They exist solely to bemuse the sysadmin! Odds are they've been getting uppity lately and need to be taught a lesson, anyway.
If you just put this off for a few months, the problem will probably just go away...
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SCREW YOU! I'M GOING TO REVIEW YOU, AND IF I LIKE YOU, I'M GOING TO IMPLEMENT YOU, AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!
(Lameness filter says I have too many caps. But I think they were appropriate. Bah.)