SCO Files To Amend Claims To IBM Case, Again

UnknowingFool writes "SCO filed a motion to allow it to change its claims against IBM. Again. A brief recap: In December 2005, SCO was supposed to finally list all claims against IBM. This was the Final Disclosure. In May 2006, SCO filed its experts reports to the court which discussed subjects beyond those in the Final Disclosure. Naturally, IBM objected and wanted to remove certain allegations. Judge Wells ruled from the bench and granted IBM's motion: SCO's experts cannot discuss subjects that were not in the Final Disclosure. Now, SCO wants to amend the December 2005 Final Disclosure to include other allegations."

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3) doesn't wash its hands after using the washroom
 
Two lawyers are walking out of a restroom in a UK courthouse. The first says "Sir, in England, we wash our hands after we urinate."
 
The second responds "Well, in Ireland we don't piss on our fingers!" The stupid thing is that people actually think that way. Counter arguments:

1) Assuming you weren't a total ass and you flushed you need to wash your hands because you touched the urinal/toilet
2) You should wash your hands more than just in the shower each day for cleanliness reasons (picking your nose is not 'giving your immune system a boost')
3) You may think you aren't pissing on your hands but splashback happens
4) You touched your penis. Please wash your hands before shaking my hand or touching my equipment.