Shatner Leaks Trek XI Details

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Shatner Leaks Trek XI Details

Posted by Zonk on Friday January 12, 2007 @06:36PM from the shat-man-is-back dept.

An anonymous reader writes "The rumors that the next Star Trek movie would revolve around the earliest missions of Kirk and Spock have been confirmed by William Shatner in a Sci Fi Wire interview. J.J. Abrahms (creator of 'Lost') will direct, and has confirmed that a draft script is completed. So, the question is, will Shatner appear as a reminiscing older Kirk in the beginning, setting up the rest of the movie as a flash-back, or will geriatric-Kirk and young-Kirk meet?"

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Re:Will they meet? by metlin · 2007-01-12 18:42 · Score: 1, Funny

And... while... thaaat.... conversatiooon... goes on... about.... who's.... e.g..o..... is.... bi.g..g...er...

Spock will stand their with his ears all pointy.
Damon as Kirk? by FreeKill · 2007-01-12 18:42 · Score: 3, Funny

I read here that Matt Damon was supposedly cast as the younger Kirk...
Re:huh? by shawnap · 2007-01-12 18:42 · Score: 4, Funny

I hope it's old footage, everyone deserves to play opposite their favorite romantic lead at least once.
Re:huh? by interstellar_donkey · 2007-01-12 18:49 · Score: 5, Funny

It wouldn't surprise me if Shatner decides no one is qualified to play a young him, demands a massive girdle, a shorter cut toupee and enough makeup to make Tammy Faye Baker blush and announce "I will play the young me!!"

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Re:huh? by nmb3000 · 2007-01-12 18:50 · Score: 4, Funny

Whos going to play young kirk? Old Kirk?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

(I love the shattering glass sound effect. Quality stuff :)

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William Shatner no longer belongs in Star Trek.. by Anonymous Coward · 2007-01-12 18:58 · Score: 0, Funny

.. and neither does Al Gore.
I really don't care... by GrumpySimon · 2007-01-12 19:04 · Score: 3, Funny

will Shatner appear as a reminiscing older Kirk in the beginning, setting up the rest of the movie as a flash-back, or will geriatric-Kirk and young-Kirk meet?

I really don't care, as long as it doesn't involve him doing any type of singing.

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Luke.. by MrPsycho · 2007-01-12 19:08 · Score: 2, Funny

I am your father? Maybe? Young Kirk goes and talks to Shatner who plays his father, with green orion slave girl as mother of course?
Plot revealed... by Ingolfke · 2007-01-12 19:12 · Score: 3, Funny

The Enterprise will crash land on an island on a strange planet and only a few of the crew members will survive. The island will have polar bears, and some crazy black smoke and this series of underground hatches with some ancient writing from a long past culture called The Dharma Initiative...
1. Re:Plot revealed... by terrymr · 2007-01-12 20:03 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  And random 20 minutes chunks of the movie will be repeated before major scenes so the movie will be nearly 4 hours long with only 80 minutes of storyline.
2. Re:Plot revealed... by edwardpickman · 2007-01-12 20:08 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  The Enterprise will crash land on an island on a strange planet and only a few of the crew members will survive. The island will have polar bears, and some crazy black smoke and this series of underground hatches with some ancient writing from a long past culture called The Dharma Initiative...
  And following a fine legitus tradition in the US the producer will sue himself for stealing his own idea. The studio will settle out of court for an undisclosed amount which the insurance company will have to pay. He'll later be congradulated for the originality of adapting a TV show to a feature film.
3. Re:Plot revealed... by louisadkins · 2007-01-13 04:20 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this starship port, aboard this new flagship. ...
if old Kirk and young Kirk meet by martin-boundary · 2007-01-12 19:25 · Score: 4, Funny

I'm afraid the scene where young Kirk and old Kirk meet and shake hands will have to be cut, because it causes an infinite recursive loop:
Old Kirk (to young Kirk): James T Kirk!
Young Kirk (to old Kirk): James T Kirk!
Old Kirk (to young Kirk): James T Kirk!
Young Kirk (to old Kirk): James T Kirk!
Old Kirk (to young Kirk): James T Kirk!
Young Kirk (to old Kirk): James T Kirk!
Old Kirk (to young Kirk): James T Kirk!
Young Kirk (to old Kirk): James T Kirk!
Old Kirk (to young Kirk): James T Kirk!
Young Kirk (to old Kirk): James T Kirk!
Old Kirk (to young Kirk): James T Kirk!
Young Kirk (to old Kirk): James T Kirk!
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1. Re:if old Kirk and young Kirk meet by deniable · 2007-01-12 21:09 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  Denny Crane?
Re:huh? by Short+Circuit · 2007-01-12 19:28 · Score: 2, Funny

God, please dont let it be old footage. They tried bringing God into the Trek movies once before...Shatner outwitted him.

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Heres a hint by antifoidulus · 2007-01-12 19:34 · Score: 4, Funny

it involves Kirk and Spock naming their own price on a deep space voyage for two and saving with priceline!

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Shatner recast ? by Vulcann · 2007-01-12 20:54 · Score: 2, Funny

Shatner ...captain of the enterprise ... again? ... ..Bones ... there must be ... some other way!!...
Re:My concept for a new Trek series or film. by Bloke+down+the+pub · 2007-01-12 21:06 · Score: 3, Funny

Then why the hell are virtually everyone on Federation starships human? And the few token non-humans are clearly the more human looking. There are no six tentacled creatures serving on Federation starships... there are no non-physical energy beings.
It would make sense to have similar creatures together, as you'd need a compatible atmosphere that they could all breathe. Then there's the toilets, oh so many different kinds of toilet.

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Re:Against the spirit of Trek by value_added · 2007-01-12 21:09 · Score: 3, Funny

If they had any balls at all they would have gone with the idea of having Captain Riker ...

Jonathan Frakes is competent enough as an actor, and his roles are always well-written, but let's face it, the guy isn't that interesting to watch.

On the other hand, this guy looks strangely like Riker and performs a similar role (albeit without a uniform or official title), but is interesting to watch. Hell, I thought it was Jonathan Frakes with a few years of acting classes under his belt doing something new.
Re:But Kirk died in Generations! by Joebert · 2007-01-12 21:38 · Score: 2, Funny

We're talking about a world where there's warp ships, teleporters, & alien races, & you want to limit our imaginations to somthing as trivial as death ?

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Re:Will they meet? by peragrin · 2007-01-13 00:00 · Score: 2, Funny

what was wrong with generations? they killed Kirk twice. The only way they could of made it better was to kill him a third time. and boy was I hoping for that one.

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Re:Against the spirit of Trek by Ant+P. · 2007-01-13 05:16 · Score: 2, Funny

You mean IKEA?