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Expert Wants to Decertify Global Warming Skeptics

Penguinisto writes "Apparently in the Senate, at least one scientist wants to put a permanent stop to any arguments over Global Warming. The Weather Channel's most prominent climatologist is advocating that broadcast meteorologists be stripped of their scientific certification if they express skepticism about predictions of manmade catastrophic global warming."

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  1. Global warmin by ThanatosMinor · · Score: 5, Funny

    When global warming is outlawed, only outlaws will be warm...er, globally

  2. Your Forecast Is.... by Cbs228 · · Score: 2, Funny
    .... advocating that broadcast meteorologists be stripped of their scientific certification....
    That's funny. I always thought that predicting the weather around here was about as scientific as predicting the lotto numbers.
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  3. It's silly by someone1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why the need of stripping titles. Simply put them on a melting iceberg :)

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  4. Re:Weatherchannel by carpe_noctem · · Score: 4, Funny

    They definitely rank above your local newsman, but they are still required to make awkward jokes at the end of each segment...

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  5. Re:Wrong Way by EtherealStrife · · Score: 2, Funny
    there were scientist crying about global COOLING

    Well looking at my backyard, I wouldn't be so quick to knock global cooling. Rapid climate change? What rapid climate change? :)

  6. Poor Heidi by Warg!+The+Orcs!! · · Score: 2, Funny

    He had mean parents

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  7. Re:Thoughtcrime by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Methane, for one. Every time you eat chili, you're harming the planet.

    Save the chili, save the world!

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  8. Re:Thoughtcrime by pnewhook · · Score: 3, Funny

    But the press should give unbiased representation to both sides, so that people can draw their own conclusions - it's their job. Can you imagine the flak if a reporter did a science story then said "While the conclusion is obvious to over 99% of the population, some crackpots still disagree. We searched hard to find one such moron with a dissenting view and here he is. Sir, are you on crack or just plain stupid?"

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  9. Re:Thoughtcrime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I just googled for her picture.

    And let me say... she ain't cute enough to be so stupid.