What Breakfast Gets You Going?
Crash McBang asks: "Apparently many are foregoing the morning coffee for something sweeter, according to a recent article in RedOrbit. 'There is nothing better than the feel of Coke on the back of your throat in the morning,' said McKinsey, a morning pop drinker since the 1970s, savoring the cold, stinging sensation that coffee drinkers just don't get. What gets you going after waking up?"
Better get the diabetes test *and* the cholesterol screening.
Repeat after me. Cheap shots on Slashdot do not make me cool.
Keep the whitehouse white, vote Trump & Palin 2020.
I like to have some anilingus first thing in the morning. There's nothing that wakes me up more than the delicious taste and texture of a smooth shaved asshole.