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GPS Devices Lead Authorities to Thieves' Home

Radon360 writes "A trio of not-so-bright thieves in Lindenhurst, NY stole 14 GPS position reporting devices used on public works equipment from a nearby township garage. Authorities didn't have to look too far to locate him or the devices, as one of them was still active and indicated the location of his home when it was queried. From the article: 'Town officials said the thieves didn't even know what they had: they thought the GPS devices were cell phones, which they planned to sell.'"

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  1. ahh yes... by Bananatree3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    how sweet, the ignorance of youth. They're almost begging for police to come get them. Kind of like the dimwhit students who posted their vandalizing a school on youtube for the whole world, including police to see.

    1. Re:ahh yes... by rob1980 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Those whippersnappers wouldn't know a GPS from the GPL. In my day when we wanted to code we had to walk uphill both ways through six feet of snow to get to the computer science building on campus. These damn kids. Get off my lawn!

    2. Re:ahh yes... by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

      You had buildings that you went to? We had to build new buildings out of punch cards EVERY DAY.

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    3. Re:ahh yes... by uglyduckling · · Score: 4, Funny

      Punch cards? We had to strip bark from the trees, make out own paper then punch it with our teeth before we could even begin to make the punch cards into a building.

  2. Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if the thieves had stolen one less GPS tracking device (as only the one was still on and functioning), the headline would have read:
    "Idiot Thieves Somehow Manage to Make Off With Armloads of Location Trackers"?

  3. what ever happened to bold thefts. by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    honestly i'm so sick of all these petty stealing pricks. i got broken into and they stole my aircon remote and a tin of wall putty. if your going to steal things, atleast put some thought into it and steal something worthwhile. like the people who stole a prize winning garden gnome and took photo's of it at places around the world and sent them back to the owner. otherwise your just a dumb punk.

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    1. Re:what ever happened to bold thefts. by Phil246 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Someone in southampton, UK not too long ago stole a urinal from a pub; http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/62344 45.stm
      Bottom line is , people will steal anything. Expecting them to do it in style is a bit much to hope for.

    2. Re:what ever happened to bold thefts. by rob1980 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had the face plate stolen off of the radio in my car about a year and a half ago. There were obvious signs of distress in the console around where the radio was mounted indicating the kid who did it had tried to steal the whole thing, but in the end he gave up and just took off with the face plate. What really made things amusing was he took the stub from a ticket to a football game and left nearly ten dollars in change sitting in the ashtray. Talk about not making it worthwhile.

    3. Re:what ever happened to bold thefts. by ChipMonk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tell me about it. A couple years ago, when I was living in a not-too-nice neighborhood, someone broke into my car and took the stereo (which self-destructed on disconnect), the amplifier (woefully under-powered), and the speakers (which were wearing out).

      What did they leave? A Magellan GPS unit, mounted in a bracket on the dash, with "GPS 315" printed on it in big white letters, in full view. Five seconds for that one item would have doubled the street value of their take.

      Idiots.

    4. Re:what ever happened to bold thefts. by Cassini2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We once had a 15 year old, 40 MegaByte Hard Drive stolen! It was virtually impossible to source a replacement non-IDE hard drive. The hard drive was embedded in an industrial machine, and it was a nightmare to source spares. We finally wound up replacing the entire computer.

      I think the bill came to something like $45,000 in machine downtime, $2,000 in a replacement hardware, and $20 for a USB memory key ... It was an expensive 40MB hard drive.

  4. Re:So what if they were cell phones? by ForestGrump · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think they only do it when in dire need of your coordinates (like when you call 911). Otherwise, it's probably a waste of resources (computing power/network data). After all, how much does the cell phone cost? free w/signing your soul away for 2 years right?

    Grump.

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  5. Not news IMO by Jack9 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Digg and Fark cover general stupidity.

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  6. It reminds me... by gooman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My dad likes to say, "If they were smart, they wouldn't be crooks, they'd have real jobs."

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    1. Re:It reminds me... by ColaMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If they were smart, they'd still be crooks, just at large.

      Smart crooks are not identified - you hear very little about them apart from statements such as, "Police are appealing for help from the general public to help catch a criminal who did X."

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    2. Re:It reminds me... by atcurtis · · Score: 2, Interesting


      The smartest criminals are so deft at their art that no one, least of all the police, is aware that a crime has even taken place...

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    3. Re:It reminds me... by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If they were smart, they wouldn't be crooks, they'd have real jobs."

      Yeah, that's a fairly common thing for people who aren't so smart to say.

      The idea of a "real job" is something the smart people invented to take advantage of people stupid enough to buy into it.

      KFG

    4. Re:It reminds me... by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Funny

      The smartest crooks do not violate laws. They MAKE them.

    5. Re:It reminds me... by hughk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you forgot that they are probably working on Wall St wheer as long as they steal in the name of the company, they will be rewarded handsomely with end-of-year bonuses.

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    6. Re:It reminds me... by Cyberax · · Score: 2, Informative

      This quote is mine.

      But it looks like that I'm not the one who thought about it first :) I've found this quote in Google: "The really successful criminals never break laws - they make them", but I can't find its attribution.

      And there's also Mark Twain: "There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress" :)

  7. Only Fools and Horses by tutti+fruti · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of the episode where Dell purchases "a satellite dish" :-)
    http://www.tv.com/only-fools-and-horses/the-skys-t he-limit/episode/52299/summary.html

  8. Re:Subject by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    Like diarrhoea.

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  9. Re:So what if they were cell phones? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think they only do it when in dire need of your coordinates (like when you call 911).

    My (CDMA 2000) phone has an option to restrict the GPS reporting to 911 calls only, but it's not the default.

    Otherwise, it's probably a waste of resources (computing power/network data).

    It wouldn't be that bad. The phone already has to periodically allocate a channel in order report its presence to the base station. Tacking on a few extra bits (probably only when requested by the base station) isn't going to be that much overhead.

    As for computing power on the phones, these things can run reasonably complex audio codecs in real time during a voice call. That's a lot of spare CPU power when the phone is on the hook.

  10. Re:So what if they were cell phones? by ForestGrump · · Score: 4, Informative

    The phone has a GPS receiver, but it's primarily designed to take a "snapshot" of the satellites and send that off to an assisting server for the actual number crunching. I'm pretty sure these assisting servers aren't cheap and the phone company wouldn't spend money buying these servers if they could sell you a new phone instead.

    Now, if you implanted one of these phones in your baby called 911 saying I LOST MY BABY! Then I'm sure they wouldn't hesitate to use the gps on the phone to locate the baby.*

    But what do I know, it was my roommate who worked in a cell phone shop. I worked on emergency dispatch equipment instead.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assisted_GPS

    Grump

    *If child protective services comes after you, I didn't seed the idea!

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  11. Re:So what if they were cell phones? by Detritus · · Score: 2, Informative

    Many mobile phones have partial or full GPS receivers. It's one way to meet the FCC's mandates for E911 cell phone location.

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  12. Re:So what if they were cell phones? by C_L_Lk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This often makes me wonder how often the GPS receiver in my cell phone is actually working. I have both a Garmin and a Magellan hand-held receiver, each which cost several hundred $, and neither of them pick up any useful signal or work even 10% of the time anywhere indoors, in my vehicle while I drive, or even when I'm under moderate to heavy tree cover or building cover. They stick themselves in "acquiring signal mode" until they return to a relatively clear view of the sky to get signal from at least 3 satellites. My mobile on the other hand, cost $99, has a camera, MP3 player, bluetooth, cell capabilities obviously, and probably several other features I don't know of (Moto e815) as well as this "GPS" feature, so the GPS cant exactly be state of the art or top of the line. I would have to think that 80 to 90 percent of the time, if not more, the phone cannot be getting any sort of meaningful GPS data - so in reality, unless I'm standing out in the open, with a clear view of the sky, with few buildings around, etc. - the GPS isn't actually doing a thing other than perhaps wasting some of my battery life trying to acquire a signal from a few satellites. I have a feeling if I call 911 with it, I'll still be telling them my location the old fashioned way - especially since the cellular tower nearest my location is a good 10 km away and covers an area probably close to 200 sq. km - that sure narrows things down for the emergency crews. Wasted feature if you ask me.