First Flying Dinosaurs Had Biplane Structure
unchiujar writes to mention a BBC article about the design of the first flying dinosaurs. These possible early ancestors of avians apparently resembled biplanes in many ways, with legs hanging down in a fashion similar to WWI fighters. The researchers who made this discovery use this to argue the 'trees down' model of flight evolution, but the article points out this design may possibly be a failed evolutionary experiment. From the article: "Dr Chatterjee, from Texas Tech University in Lubbock, US, explained that two lines of evidence had led the team to this conclusion. Firstly, the researchers argue, dinosaurs and birds move their legs in a vertical plane, not sideways as the tandem flight pattern requires. Secondly, the feathers on Microraptor's hind legs are asymmetrical; one of the two vanes that extend either side of the shaft is narrower than the other. Aerodynamically, the narrow leading edge of these feathers should face forward in flight, against the direction of airflow. This would have given the flying reptiles lift. "
You'd think a flying spaghetti monster would have no trouble designing a flying thing...
"Enough is enough! I've had it with this muthafuckin' snakes lookin' like muthafuckin' planes!"
Just another inbred lizard.
Design flaw was the wings dropped off when it got a fright - which was when it first leapt from the trees. Ouch! Evolution pulls a nasty one!
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It's probably a good thing the elder things' wing experiments had only limited success. On one hand, we might be able to fly, but on the other hand: flying shoggoths!
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This story reminds me of a Little Ceaser's commercial from maybe 1988.
Guy: So what am I gonna do with this pizza box?
Clerk: You ever hear of origami?
Clerk frenetically folds pizza box.
Clerk: It's a pterodactyl.
Clerk runs with origami pterodactyl
Is how these dinosaurs managed to fire their machineguns through their propellers without shooting off the prop?
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