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Why Don't More CIOs Become CEO?

jcatcw writes "Thornton May is mystified by the very small number of Fortune 500 companies that led by former CIOs. "Knowing what we know about CIOs — that is, that most are smart, hardworking, supremely aware of how the business works and increasingly savvy regarding the workings of external customers' minds — the failure of more CIOs to become CEO has to be one of the biggest mysteries of our age.""

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  1. Elementary, My Dear Watson by RyoShin · · Score: 5, Funny

    CIOs have been unable to escalate to the CEO position because they cannot synergize the corporate enterprise environment into a sigma six solution in a manner that evasperates the board and homogenizes the company.

    I'm pretty certain I made up a few words there, but if I said that to a CEO s/he'd likely nod and say "Why, you're absolutely correct!"

    And that's why CIOs can't obtain the CEO position.

  2. We're all gonna die? by Vraylle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since IQ is based upon median intelligence (100 = median), wouldn't the list continue to expand as the lower end is knocked off and the median rises? Or is this the clever joke you were constructing? The only way to stay alive would be to maintain vastly more intelligence than the next most intelligent person, but that would only work until you're the last person alive, at which point your IQ would be 100 (based on a sample size of one) and you'd have to jump off a building. Or somesuch...gah!

    Now I have a headache, thanks a lot.

    --
    Mutant Freaks of Nature: "Frighteningly Addictive"
  3. Re:how about by paeanblack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, 80% of CEOs never work as CEOs again...

    Actually, 80% of CEOs never worked in the first place...