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Rare Shark Filmed in Japan

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the 20,000-leagues dept.

[TheBORG] writes "A Deep Sea Frill Shark, whose normal habitat is between 600 and 1000m, was found and filmed off the coast of Japan recently. Normally they're caught (found dead) in fishermen's nets. This 'living fossil' was probably so close to the coast because it was sick. In its poor condition, the shark was moved by marine park personnel to a seawater pool where they filmed it swimming and opening its jaws. The shark died a few hours later after being filmed."

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  1. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    are you really that slow....this came out over 4 hours before you posted this. Kinda sad.

  2. There is a way to bring the shark back from death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Jesus Christ taught me. We must eat the body of the shark, to do in remembrance of the shark. The shark will live more in the bodies of the people than when it was alive a single creature. Now for my next trick...how to mass duplicate a single shark, without eating it...by only thinking of the shark. *thinking*. There, now there as many duplicates of the shark as there are people that read about the one shark. What's that on Slashdot terms...100 tonnes of dead-weight now actively processing the imagery? If we jerrymander the dead-weight rating of Slashdot viewers, we would isolate 9/10 of the 100 tonnes of fat-ass attributed to the EUnited Panamericans of Buch'ney.

    Now having mass-duplicated the dead shark into the minds and bodies of a 100 tonnes of dead idiots attached to a console, now I will show you how to bring them all back to life without The Matrix(tm), and by using a single word...

    N I G G E R!

    Woo hoo! Look at them go! They're looking alive and pissed now! They're running outside! They're burning up the streets now! They're flinging their poo on everyone! Look at the ape that's leading them! Go, Al Sharpton, go! Wow! Los Angeles, Chicago, and Brooklyns are giant globs of brown stench moving about spreading dots of fiery orange! Gee wiz when the KKK is on the move they get some POSSE and ESTOPPEL tackled on their peaceful ways, alas their assembly began with knowledge of which there is no end.