Scientists Attempt To Calm Volcano
An anonymous reader writes "Since May 2006, a mud volcano in Indonesia has spewed out up to 126,000 cubic metres of mud a day, flooding an area of more than 4 square kilometres. This unprecedented natural disaster has become so bad that geophysicists now plan to enact an untested scheme to try and slow the flow: dropping concrete balls into the volcano."
The first effort, virgin sacrifices, had no effect. Being scientists, they were in great supply though.
Kaopectate. Every time I have a mud volcano spewing from my backside this seems to work.
Hey, guys. Big gulps, huh? Cool. All right! Well, see ya later.
Have they tried a virgin sacrifice?
And once the pressure builds up enough on those balls, there might be a shower of concrete balls on the surrounding countryside.
I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J