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Jack Thompson's Past Legal Failures Resurrected

Yesterday we discussed Jack Thompson's upcoming legal hearing. Brian Crecente, over at Kotaku, has put up some documents related to (surprise, surprise) past run-ins Jack has had with the Florida Bar. The two (closed) cases dealt with past games-related cases the lawyer has tried to 'help' with, one being the much-discussed Alabama trial, and the other the Ohio trial that Thompson tried to interfere with. Also included are all 40 pages of the most recent scrape that has Thompson in front of the Bar again.

43 comments

  1. Gee - imagine that... by GuyverDH · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Jack Thompson is overly opinionated, overly impressed with himself, and doesn't know when to STFU.

    So it's no wonder that he has gotten (and continues to get) himself in legal troubles.

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    1. Re:Gee - imagine that... by HappySqurriel · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Jack Thompson is overly opinionated, overly impressed with himself, and doesn't know when to STFU."

      So in other words he's a lawyer with dreams of becoming a politician?

    2. Re:Gee - imagine that... by MassageTheTruth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Call it spite, call it retribution, call it whatever you want, but when I heard that Mr. Jack was in legal trouble my heart began to glow.

    3. Re:Gee - imagine that... by GuyverDH · · Score: 2, Funny

      However, he doesn't have the actual mindset to get there. Ie - he actually forms an opinion and expresses it, rather than sitting on the fencepost in titanium underwear.

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    4. Re:Gee - imagine that... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Is there another kind?

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    5. Re:Gee - imagine that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a world of difference between not knowing when to shut up, and ignoring a gag order.

      That's why he's in legal troubles.

    6. Re:Gee - imagine that... by SoCalChris · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Jack Thompson is overly opinionated, overly impressed with himself, and doesn't know when to STFU."

      So in other words he's a lawyer with dreams of becoming a politician?
      Fixed that for you....

      So in other words he's a typical slashdotter?
    7. Re:Gee - imagine that... by wtansill · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... but when I heard that Mr. Jack was in legal trouble my heart began to glow.
      I'd have that checked if I were you...
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    8. Re:Gee - imagine that... by dosius · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think the word you're looking for is Schadenfreude

      -uso.

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    9. Re:Gee - imagine that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Jack Thompson is overly opinionated, overly impressed with himself, and doesn't know when to STFU.

      I wonder what his Slashdot UID is.

  2. His purpose isn't to win.. by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Insightful

    it's to change the way people think. In particular, it's to change the people who have *no* opinion into followers of his "there's certain levels of decency" dogma. As much as we think people like Jack Thompson only want to force their opinions on others, it's not true.. He truly believes he is right and wants others to agree with him. The publicity is what makes this possible, not winning or losing.

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    1. Re:His purpose isn't to win.. by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't believe that at all. Jack only seems believes what he says because it's convenient to do so. He's out there to make himself rich and famous, first and foremost. He knows there's a big demographic who love anybody who's a champion for children and decency regardless of what they actually do or say. All he needs to do is denounce things for the sake of the children to get a couple more minutes of fame.

      You'll notice as soon as his current "cause celebre" falls out of favour he's on to something new that's "ruining America's children". He's an a scum sucking bottom swiller who'll tell you anything to get on TV. In otherwords, he smells too much like a charlatan.

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  3. JT Wants to Stretch His Five Minutes by RiskyChris · · Score: 1, Insightful

    To be honest it doesn't seem like JT is pursuing this career path solely because he hates violent video games, but rather that his vitriol allows him to garner a lot of publicity.

  4. The Perfect Slashdot Poll by Gerocrack · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When Jack Thompson gets disbarred, what will be his next profession?

    1. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Breasts!

    2. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slashdot Poll:

      Jack Thompson's Next Career?

      1) TV Evangelist

      2) Lobbyist

      3) Car Thief

      4) Insurance Salesman

      5) Politician

      6) Cowboy Neal's Personal Trainer

      [Vote]

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    3. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by Zadaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seems most of his public work has almost nothing to do with being a lawyer, and everything to do with hating video games. Don't think getting disbarred will have much impact.

      There's always some anti-game lobby he could be the front for.

      As an aside, I think this whole "hating the hater" is sad. He's that flaming bag of dog shit outside your front door. Stepping on it doesn't help the bag or your shoes.

    4. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by hansamurai · · Score: 5, Funny

      Missing Option!

      Jack will mentor and train a young law student who will take his place as Dark Lord of the Sith. Thus the circle will now be complete, Jack was once the learner, but is now the master.

    5. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > There's always some anti-game lobby he could be the front for.

      Right on. "Parents for Videogame Decency, led by disbarred lawyer Jack Thompson".

      Fact is, he could lead such an outfit right now. Disbarring him would at least stick the label on him.

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    6. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by Migraineman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ignoring the burning bag-o-poo doesn't make it magically go away either. While stomping on it is probably the wrong solution, it does warrant an appropriate response. Extinguishing it and burying it in the back yard is a good start ...

      If left unattended, the burning bag-o-poo will set your front porch on fire.

    7. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by MassageTheTruth · · Score: 1

      Responding to Jack's inflammatory opinions gives him exactly what he wants, attention/publicity. However, it is easy to say, "just ignore him", but when he begins to attack what you see as your way of life, his "opinions" becomes much more difficult to ignore. As the average age of gamers increases and more gamers hold positions of power and status (and everything else) how long do you think that it will take for even anti-game lobbies to turn their back on Jack?

    8. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      When?

      They haven't even analysed the evidence yet. Obce they do, they have to decide whether to punish him, and if they do, they have to decide what the punishment should be, and whether his conduct justifies complete remopval of his livelyhood.

    9. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by taustin · · Score: 0

      "What are you going to do when you get out of the Marine Corps, son?"

      "Well, sir, I thought I'd go to San Francisco, and lie in the gutter, and suck elephant dick for a nickel a herd, until I regain my self respect."

    10. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by gsn · · Score: 4, Funny

      7) Guest star as killable target NPC in every computer game made hereafter.

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    11. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by f1055man · · Score: 2, Funny

      How is this offtopic?

    12. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No elephants in San Francisco. Got some Buffalo in Golden Gate Park tho, will they do?

    13. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by Nimloth · · Score: 1

      I would think he'd sit at home, get his welfare check and play Vice City all day, would he not?

    14. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by electr01nik · · Score: 1

      You could get your hair done while you're there too!

      ~owen

    15. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Name of the character: "Thom Jackson"!

    16. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jack will mentor and train a young law student who will take his place as Dark Lord of the Sith. Thus the circle will now be complete, Jack was once the learner, but is now the master.
      There's one loophole in the analogy-- some people actually listened and agreed with Darth whoever.
    17. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by marcushnk · · Score: 1

      The only logical conclusion here is that the next job for Jack Thompson that would best fit him perfectly is President of The United States of America.

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    18. Re:The Perfect Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea, but Darth turned good as he was being destroy in the end. Then everyone lived happily ever after.

      So iguess, give it a generation or so

  5. Missing Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Telemarketer?

  6. from the illicit-use-of-ham-on-my-fists dept ... ? by IgLou · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If you have no idea what this subject is about then read the article. Just do it.

    His rants are priceless. My 4 yo makes more sense then this guy.

    "Maybe he can conjure up some kind of cause of action against Ohio-based Bob Evans Farm Sausage for my illicit use of ham on my fists. This is the first time I can recall a Bar complaint that brings pigs into the discussion."
    Maybe I'm not being fair though, maybe I'm just taking it out of context or he could be loon. I'm still debating it.
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  7. Re:from the illicit-use-of-ham-on-my-fists dept .. by Jim+Hall · · Score: 4, Informative

    Maybe I'm not being fair though, maybe I'm just taking it out of context or he could be loon. I'm still debating it.

    Here's the context: In an April 25, 2005 letter to the Chief Branch Discipline Council, Florida Bar, Jack writes: (emphasis & reference added by me)

    The reason I have repeatedly written the U.S. Attorney about the conduct of Mr. Kelley and Mr. Landes is that together they have, in my opinion, violated 18 USC 241, which is a criminal statute that prohibits the chilling of someone's constitutional rights. Mr. Landes says in his April 1, 2005, letter to you that such complaints to the federal prosecutor are "retaliation" and "ham-fisted."

    Fine. If Mr. Landes thinks so then he can bring a malicious prosecution action against me. Maybe he can conjure up some kind of cause of action against Ohio-based Bob Evans Farm Sausage for my illicit use of ham on my fists. This is the first time I can recall a Bar complaint that brings pigs into the discussion.

    I mean, wow...

  8. He truly is the Uwe Boll of law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    'nuff said.

    1. Re:He truly is the Uwe Boll of law by Pancake+Bandit · · Score: 1

      Except he can actually scare uninformed people into making poor decisions.

    2. Re:He truly is the Uwe Boll of law by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      I watched a Uwe Boll movie once. I was uninformed, and definitely made a poor decision.

  9. Re:from the illicit-use-of-ham-on-my-fists dept .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm really gonna miss reading missives like that when he's finally disbarred.

  10. Re:from the illicit-use-of-ham-on-my-fists dept .. by IgLou · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that! I tried finding the source but had to give up. Now it goes without saying that after reading that, I'm now deeply distrurbed though... *shudder*

    Oh and this completes my internal debate. Loon he is!

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  11. Anti-Gaming Groups for JT to Lead by Pikoro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Internet Society for Utilitarian Choices for Kids: I.S.U.C.K.
    Nothing Our Group of American Mothers Envision Sacred: N.O.G.A.M.E.S.
    Thompson's Internet Mothers for the Eradication Of Unreal Tournament: T.I.M.E.O.U.T.

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    1. Re:Anti-Gaming Groups for JT to Lead by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Mothers Unified Front For Decency In Video Entertainment

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  12. Re:from the illicit-use-of-ham-on-my-fists dept .. by unbind · · Score: 1

    Long time reader, none time poster

    This may be totally unrelated but hey nevermind...

    I was listening to the radio in the car today and there was a discussion about publishing soliciters names (lawyers - any difference?) that have had complaints brought against them. Granted - as the discussion progressed it appeared to me that the complaints would generally consist of a financial nature - where the soliciter in question was struggling for cash and was dragging the case along. Other arguments for complaining against soliciters was the so called "accident chasers" - 'nuff said there I think.

    Anyway, I'm not sure how the US works with regards to official watchdogs (nor the UK for that matter heh). Is there any benefit of naming and shaming rogue soliciters/lawyers? Is this treading a dark path to naming and shaming any other 'profession'? Or should we just hope and wait for the professional bodies to become aware of any problems?

    p.s. yes yes, my english sucks :P