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Mash Apache Derby with New OpenOffice 2.0 feature

An anonymous reader writes "Document storage is hot, hot, hot! There has been an explosion of methodologies and tool sets — both open source and proprietary — to fulfill the demand for quickly locating and searching documents. Mash Apache Derby with a new OpenOffice 2.0 feature to create a repository that lets you store, search, and extract ODF documents in a standards-based manner."

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  1. Sirs by Mipoti+Gusundar · · Score: 1, Funny

    If it's having 2.0 in it, it must be good!

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  2. Re:Great, but please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Agreed, I think it's replaced "boxen" as the word that makes me most want to stab people in the face. repeatedly.

  3. Re:Great, but please... by zaf · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...can we stop "mashing" things. Right now.

    It is a silly new word, which brings no new meaning. New? I've been eating mashed potatoes for as long as I can remember
  4. "Mash" my fist and your face ... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... and a stupid new buzzword is stopped in it's tracks! ;)

  5. Can we please not "mash" anything??? by nathan+s · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know it's too late, but if you have any heart at all, please do not spread this extremely annoying use of the word any further. I do not want Apache on my dinner plate, nor in any way do I want it smashed, pulverized, or otherwise rendered into unrecognizable goop like the word "mash" itself has apparently been. I've suffered through blogs and vlogs and podcasts and bennifers and brangelinas - and even Lewis Carroll would be turning in his grave at these dreadful portmanteaus which are less about expanding the language and more about general journalistic laziness. othrwse we mit as wll all uz IMspk and wrdsmsh all r communc8s 4 lezins sak k thx

  6. Re:Great, but please... by beset · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's better than "squirting" Apache into OO.org.

    One could make any number of Apache squirting jokes but this is /. after all.

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  7. It's Called a "Web Server"... by littlewink · · Score: 3, Funny

    and they've increased in number since the early '90's.