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Bird Flu Pandemic Could Choke the Net

PetManimal writes "If a pandemic were to occur, many companies and organizations would ask their staffs to work from home. The impact of millions of additional people using the Internet from home might require individuals and companies to voluntarily restrain themselves from surfing to high-bandwidth sites, such as YouTube. If people didn't comply, the government might step in and limit Net usage. The scenario is not far-fetched: last year at the World Economic Forum in Switzerland, a group of telecom and government officials conducted a pandemic exercise based on a hypothetical breakout of bird flu in central Europe. The results weren't pretty." From the latter article: "'We assumed total absentees of 30% to 60% trying to work from home, which would have overwhelmed the Internet,' said [one] participant. 'We did not assume that the backbone would be gone, but that the edge of the network... would be overwhelmed... The conclusion [of imminent collapse] was not absolute, and the situation was not digitally simulated, but the idea of everyone working from home appears untenable,' [he] said."

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  1. FIrst post by killa62 · · Score: 5, Funny

    no wonder i got it, everyone else's net is choked

  2. Only affects windows users by MSRedfox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thankfully Linux is immune to Bird viruses.

    1. Re:Only affects windows users by Alioth · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bird viruses? Linux is a frickin' PENGUIN!

  3. Oh Noes! by DevelopersDevelopers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, this could really be a pandemic for all those of us currently connected to the internet only by IP over Avian Carriers.

  4. Re:Why by Bronster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Indeed, you probably picked up apostrophiti's there.

  5. Ironic... by evilviper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow... How's that for ironic?

    A chicken is going to choke the internet...

    Must... not... make... "In Soviet Russia..." joke...

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