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Scientists Expose Weak DNA in HIV

Ace905 writes "The National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases announced Thursday that they had discovered a very promising 'weak spot' in the HIV virus. The HIV virus, a progenitor to full blown AIDS has eluded all attempts at a vaccine since it was discovered sometime in the 1970's. The major problem with developing a vaccine initially was isolating the virus. Conventional viruses are often defeated with existing drugs, or after being tested against new compounds. HIV has been unique, and staggering in it's ability to resist all attempts at treatment by mutating its own genetic code. HIV is able to resist, with great effectiveness, any drug or combination drug-therapy that is used against it."

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  1. Ah, yes, the HIV virus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Transmitted through the sharing of unsterilized ATM machines, IC circuits, LCD displays and PIN numbers, the HIV virus is a deadly threat to humanity.

    1. Re:Ah, yes, the HIV virus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That _was_ one of the great breakthroughs of the 80s: disallowing apostrophes. Ahh, the good ol'e times...

  2. Easy... by Karganeth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Attack it's weak spot for massive damage.

    1. Re:Easy... by physicsboy500 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Attack it's weak spot for massive damage.

      or better yet...

      "up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start"

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    2. Re:Easy... by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sweet! Now I can go to the brothel 29 times!

    3. Re:Easy... by izprince · · Score: 2, Funny

      But doesn't it resist real time weapon change?

    4. Re:Easy... by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Attack it's weak spot for massive damage.
               ^
          (weak spot)

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  3. Rejoice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The owners of roughly 1 million Slashdot accounts rejoice as they hear the news: They can now fuck around without fear of AIDS!

  4. Why is it... by MsGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...that when I RTFA, the only thing I could think of was the Yavin briefing on the Death Star?

    "Great shot, kid, that was one-in-a-million!"

    God, I'm geeky...

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  5. Re:AIDS was discovered in 1981 by hey · · Score: 2, Funny

    You trust Wikipedia more than the BBC?

  6. You mean... by istartedi · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean this vast plague upon mankind has a single point of failure? Wow! They really are close then. I suggest two possible courses of action from here: 1. Figure out how to plug a Powerbook into it, then type furiously. 2. Fly along the equator of the virus at top speed and fire into its exhaust port.

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    1. Re:You mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      fire into its exhaust port

      Er... isn't this supposedly the cause of the problem, at least according to Fox news?

  7. Once we have the cure... by FatSean · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...we'll release the virus into the population and all the fundamentalists who won't let their children take Guardasil and the AIDS vaccine will watch their genetic line dead-end! That's what you wanted to hear from this god-less progressive thinker, right? Silly trolls.

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