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iTunes Uncovers Musical Hoax

holy_calamity writes "The reliance by iTunes on the CDDB has burst open a musical fraud in the usually staid world of classical piano. Albums by the much vaunted British pianist Joyce Hatto, who died in June 2006, are identified by the iTunes player as belonging to other performers. A more scientific analysis by an audio remastering firm has found that none of Hatto's works appear to be hers. Her husband, who produced all her albums, says he 'cannot explain' the similarities."

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  1. What is that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is the sound of the world's smallest violin playing.

    1. Re:What is that? by madsheep · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unfortunately you tried to pass that violin playing as being original. CDDB has identified your music as being from Giovanni Battista Viotti. Nice try.

  2. They may be .... by ehaggis · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Hayden other recordings. I say, Bach to the source to find out what is going on! I won't be Chopin at I-Tunes anymore.

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    1. Re:They may be .... by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Urgh! Too many classical composer puns for anyone to Handel. We ought to throw any classical pun abusers into jail with one person Percell until they Telemann (and women) that they're sorry.

      Okay, it wasn't that great, but you already took the obvious ones. It was very Strauss-ful coming up with new ones.

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    2. Re:They may be .... by sacrilicious · · Score: 5, Funny
      They may be Hayden other recordings. I say, Bach to the source to find out what is going on! I won't be Chopin at I-Tunes anymore.

      Now just a minuet, don't be hasty.

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    3. Re:They may be .... by heroofhyr · · Score: 5, Funny

      Okay, it wasn't that great, but you already took the obvious ones. It was very Strauss-ful coming up with new ones. Nonsense. If you try hard you can come up with a pretty big Liszt. Now get Bizet.
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    4. Re:They may be .... by ettlz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oi! Quit Messiaen about with all those names!

    5. Re:They may be .... by Golias · · Score: 5, Funny

      This Liszt of composer puns is becoming a Verdi tiresome Paine, and causing a lot of Strauss. Ives got a Mahler of a headache now. My nerves are starting to un-Ravel, to be perfectly Franck. Now knock that Schmidt Orff! Have you no Morales???

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    6. Re:They may be .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fugue off!

    7. Re:They may be .... by dpiven · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd chime in with a few, but my musical pun composer is baroquen.

    8. Re:They may be .... by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's because music today is kind of weak. Why isn't Rachmaninoff to admit that classical is better?

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    9. Re:They may be .... by QRDeNameland · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, this is Slashdot...you should be discussing things like FOSS or Dvorak keyboards.

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    10. Re:They may be .... by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stop that and get Bach to work! Or else I will set you up the Brahms!

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    11. Re:They may be .... by harp2812 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mastodon???? Come on; those guys belong in a museum, for crissake.

      I'm not familiar with them... are they some sort of hair band?

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    12. Re:They may be .... by denmarkw00t · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whats Vivaldis puns?

      Woo - craptacular :D

    13. Re:They may be .... by yusing · · Score: 2, Funny

      Urrrgh! You could probably earn a higher Salieri if you weren't such a pun-Mahler. I think you should Offenbach off when you get such ideas if you're Abel. You sure ain't no Saint-Saens as you got such taste in jokes; your mind starting to un-Ravel from de Strauss. Pride goeth before De Falla you know.

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  3. Re:Acronyms by Pojut · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...this is /.

    The majority understand what CDDB is...if nothing else, you should at least be able to figure out what it STANDS for. Just to help you out, I'll break it down for you:

    CD. DB.

    Need further assistance?

  4. Bill says by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess that wasn't a Hatto(ri) Hanzo piece after all!

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  5. Who would've thought... by danpsmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that there would be a Milli Vanilli in the classical world.

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    1. Re:Who would've thought... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd think a better "Milli Vanilli" pairing with the Nilla wafers would be white chocolate, which contains no actual cocoa solids.

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    2. Re:Who would've thought... by Danse · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps also using a carob bean based fudge?

      I see what you're getting at, but really, they will probably want the stuff to actually sell :)
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  6. How convenient! by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love when things like this come out after the guilty party has passed on. Holding up a scam with your very last breath takes dedication, and the mental image of Ms Hatto laughing pleasantly and flipping sweary fingwer gestures from the great beyond comforts me immensely.

    1. Re:How convenient! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's what he gets for marrying a dead lady!

  7. Re:Acronyms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    you should at least be able to figure out what it STANDS for

    Yeah? But what does "STANDS" mean? :-p
  8. Metamusic by mattpointblank · · Score: 5, Funny

    "iTunes Uncovers Musical Hoax"

    It's become self-aware!!

  9. The husband should just call it fan fiction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Frankly, I blame the RIAA for going after her remixes. Talk about a vendetta. A proper Slashdot comment would rattle on about how these poor folks are suing a dead woman.

    Really, the two of them were the biggest fans of the artists whose work they fair-used. They did this as an homage. Yeah. That's the ticket.

    1. Re:The husband should just call it fan fiction... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Really, the two of them were the biggest fans of the artists whose work they fair-used. They did this as an homage. Yeah. That's the ticket.

      If only they had stuck to Open Source Classical Music.

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  10. Re:Acronyms by snarlydwarf · · Score: 4, Funny

    STANDS: Some Theoretical Acronym Not Described Sufficiently?

  11. Re:I'm a classical musician... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

    but then again, there are a ton of pianists out there.

    Wait... so there are only between 10 and 20 pianists out there?

  12. More Acronyms by MrSquishy · · Score: 5, Funny

    How are we supposed to RTFA when we dont know what "RTFA" stands for?

  13. Re:live performances? by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

    but didn't she play publicly? Be kinda hard to fake that :)

        Meh. We're slashdotters. How the hell do WE know if a woman is faking something?

  14. Re:this sort of abuse... by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it would be hilarious if Audacity was used to do this rather than Pro Tools or the like.

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  15. She's in trouble now, the RIAA are after her by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Funny

    As she appears to have copied and sold music without the proper licenses, the RIAA will be hunting here down. Merely being Dead will not stop the RIAA from making your existence a living hell.

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    1. Re:She's in trouble now, the RIAA are after her by Elvis+Parsley · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm reasonably certain that being dead will stop your existence from being a living anything.

    2. Re:She's in trouble now, the RIAA are after her by Intron · · Score: 2, Funny

      Making her what? Ungreatful Dead?

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  16. Re:Blind music critics? by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

    [...]when you had no expectation that there even was a dupe.

            This is slashdot. We're trained to be alert to those all the time.

  17. Re:I'm a classical musician... by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Metric or imperial pianists?

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  18. Re:live performances? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Meh. We're slashdotters. How the hell do WE know if a woman is faking something?

    Answer: if she's interacting with us with anything other than annoyance and/or disgust?

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  19. Re:Glenn Gould is still safe by radtea · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not much chance getting away with calling a Glenn Gould recording your own.

    You can if you use the Glenn Gould De-Vocalizer 2000! I mean, listen to the difference in this after-and-before recording!

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  20. Re:live performances? by naoursla · · Score: 4, Funny

    #2 is very easy to fill in in this case.

    1. Produce fraudulent recordings
    2. Sell the fraudulent recordings
    3. Profit!

  21. Re:Blind music critics? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to the article it's because they made subtle variations to the pieces, including changing the tempo by less than 1% (so they wouldn't sync up), changing the balance (so the center was different), and changing the equalizer (so it sounded like a different piano).

    At some point, it would be easier to just play the piano.

  22. Re:Blind music critics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    [...]when you had no expectation that there even was a dupe.

            This is slashdot. We're trained to be alert to those all the time.

  23. Re:Blind music critics? by fbjon · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yes, piano is much easier than violin.


    Disclaimer: I'm a violinist. </flamebait>

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  24. All your bass... by dwhite21787 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ah, it's not worth the treble.

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