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Microsoft Apologizes for Serving Malware

dark_15 writes "Microsoft has apologized for serving malware via its websites and Windows Live Messenger software. APC reader Jackie Murphy reported the problem: 'With Microsoft launching Vista along with their Defender software to protect users from viruses and spyware, it seems therefore to be an oxymoron that they have started to putting paid changing banner advertisements for malware, on the popular MSN groups servers.'"

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  1. Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Started to putting?

    Does anyone proofread anything anymore?

    1. Re:Say what? by basic0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      What are you is talking about? Of course nto!

  2. SystemDoctor 2006?? by Intron · · Score: 5, Funny

    What fool would be taken in by this?

    Personally, I'm downloading SystemDoctor 2007.

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    1. Re:SystemDoctor 2006?? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Funny

      5 dentists isn't a very large sample group anyway...

      OK, how about this:

      35% of all road accidents are caused by drunk drivers. Therefore, 65% must be caused by sober drivers. Therefore, you're safer driving drunk than sober. :-P

  3. In Soviet Russia... by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ISR, Microsoft serves malware to ... uh... you serve malware to microsoft!

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    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just imagine a beowulf cluster of MS Malware. Oh, wait...I just described Vista.

      I kid, I kid.

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    2. Re:In Soviet Russia... by curecollector · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...Microsoft serves you to malware.

  4. Another reason to rush out and buy Vista? by CodeShark · · Score: 1, Funny
    Nasty mal-ware -- pops up on my new computer system, tells me to buy yet another package I need to have an absolutely wonderfully great and safe experience while I am working... Oh wait.... I was referring to the MS-Office tools requiring an OS upgrade and visa versa, and none of the above are really secure at all because the marketing droids need another way to make money and security still takes second place....


    AKA microsoft doing business as usual, is it not? Which is why in my book Vista et. al will be classified as malware until proven differently a couple of years down the road.

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  5. Re:Slashdot is the worst malware by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's much worse than that. Each time you click a link, somewhere, a server dies.

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  6. We are also very sorry for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... building an "OS" that allows anyone else who wants to place malware on your computer the ability to do it without your knowledge. Please click "OK" if you would like to accept this Apoligy.

    1. Re:We are also very sorry for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dear AC,

      In your next malware, can you send me the cancel button?

  7. Windows.Vista malware by atomic777 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Name: Windows.Vista

    Risk Impact: High
    Systems Potentially Affected: All PCs

    Behavior:
    Windows.vista is malware that gobbles up all resources on a machine and renders it unusable. Suggested solution is to visit the following malware cleansing site : http://fedora.redhat.com/

    1. Re:Windows.Vista malware by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Spreading behaviour: Disguises as an operating system and lures people into installing it.
      Known side effects: Steals personal data, installs backdoors, downloads code from the internet, has the ability to infect further files to prevent their use on different PCs.
      Protection: None
      Removal: Install a clean OS.

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  8. In other News by ehaggis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gator apologized for advertising Windows Vista. "Obviously this sort of malware slipped through our screening process, " they quipped.

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  9. Re:Intriguing. by HerrEkberg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just stop injecting medkits you find lying around in some random alley and you will be fine.

  10. UserFriendly by VEGETA_GT · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reminds me of a UserFriendly comic

    http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20050130

  11. Re:Please choose one by RealSurreal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe the article was dictated to a Windows machine.

    "Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all."

  12. Re:Please choose one by Nimey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Contrast to a tautology, such as "Slashdot-reading virgin".

    Cor, I'm getting nasty in my old age.

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  13. Linguo says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    "With Microsoft launching Vista along with their Defender software to protect users from viruses and spyware, it seems therefore to be an oxymoron that they have started to putting paid changing banner advertisements for malware, on the popular MSN groups servers."

    Linguo: Error! Error! Bad grammar overload! System shutdown imminent!

  14. Is a good start... by gmuslera · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hope soon we will see the "Microsoft Apologizes for Selling Malware" headline.

  15. Gee by BCW2 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought everything from M$ after Win 3.11 was malware!

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  16. Re:Please choose one by Darby · · Score: 2, Funny


    Cor, I'm getting nasty in my old age.


    You're that old and still a virgin? No wonder you're cranky ;-)

  17. Re:Slashdot is the worst malware by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's a known Mozilla bug. Instead of crashing when clicking on a link, the browser attempts to open the URL listed in the href of the A tag, and will actually do so if the server is reachable and returns a page.

    This is technically correct according to HTTP and HTML specifications, but unexpected behavior with users used to IE's 'crash feature'. As a workaround, instead of clicking on a link, you can press Alt+F4 or click on the X in the upper-right corner of the browser window, which will close your browser window.

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