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SETI Finally Finds Something
QuatumCrypto writes "SETI@home is a distributed processing client from UC Berkeley that installs on the volunteers' home computers and harnesses their processing power in the search for extraterrestrial intelligence. So far nothing noteworthy has comeout of this massive project... that is until today! One of the volunteers was able to track down his wife's stolen laptop using the IP address that SETI@home client reports back to the server. After getting back the laptop his wife said, 'I always knew that a geek would make a great husband.'"
The laptop had a bunch of bad rap musics on it, so it was obviously stolen by some stupid niggor.
Remember the powerbook that got stolen last year? The camera on it recorded another stupid niggor stealing it, too.
If your laptop is stolen, it's probably some stupid niggor's fault.
And some people wonder why we beat up loserboy geeks and shit on their faces.
Geeks are so full of shit that "beating the crap out of them" takes a whole new meaning.
I can't be the only one using a live bookmark to view the list of slashdot stories. I'm friggin sick of the the title looking interesting and then the story actually being totally different than the title suggested.
..... Welcome to fox news, are apples bad for you? No! Studies show they really do keep the doctor away! Fool ya!"
/. I'm pretty close to giving up on /. completely. The stories are of such brainless quality lately. What happened to the hardcore science and tech articles we used to get? The truly fascinating stuff? Sheesh. First HowStuffWorks and now this site.
This is news for nerds. Be precise in your gawd damned titles!! Stop the puns and the witty crap. It's starting to sound like Fox news.:
"Coming up at 10:00, are apples bad for you? Dum dum dummmm find out on the 10:00 news!
I'm sick of getting fooled into clicking over to
Stupid. Just Stupid.