Star Trek To Return Christmas 2008

Tycoon Guy writes "Paramount today announced the new Star Trek film is scheduled for release on Christmas Day 2008. The studio also confirmed the film will be directed by J. J. Abrams, who said the film will 'embrace and respect' Trek canon, but will also 'chart its own course.' Also today, rumors are out claiming Matt Damon, Adrien Brody and Gary Sinise will play Kirk, Spock, and Scotty, respectively."

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great

[JockTroll]

More bullshit to keep the trekkie pedophile geeks happy.

Tell me, loserboys, how many of your stupid fake "uniforms" must we rip apart? How many ridiculous ray gun toys must we smash under our feet?

A guy in my school once came in dressed and made up as one of those stupid klingon "warriors" and carrying a plastic sword. He spouted bullshit about "honor", "war" and more stuff nerds can't really understand.

I ran after him down the hallway, grabbed him by the neck and smashed his face against a locker. Then I broke his plastic sword, punched him hard in the belly and on the nose. He wailed like a broken siren and flailed his arms about aimlessly like all geeks do when they get beaten up.

I kicked him in the ribs, dragged him into the toilets and pushed his head into the lavatory. Held him under the water for a good minute, then I played some good vertical ping-pong with the loser. You know when you punch the nerd right on the chin with your left and your right, so that his head bounces like a ball? That's vertical ping-pong.

Of course, the loserboy went down to the floor in a couple of seconds. I left him there and got out, trampling over him on the way. I consider pissing on him, but it would have been a waste of urine.

Re:great

[MightyMartian]

I rather suspect that you were the guy in the Klingon uniform, and you're now fantasizing, wishing that you hadn't been the pathetic prick that you were. The real sad part is that you're still a pathetic prick.