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Who Needs a Satellite Dish When You Have a Wok?

Posted by samzenpus on from the sweet-and-sour-channel dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Why pay $20,000 for a commercial link to run your television station when a $10 kitchen wok from the Warehouse is just as effective? This is exactly how North Otago's newest television station 45 South is transmitting its signal from its studio to the top of Cape Wanbrow, in a bid to keep costs down."

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  1. Wok On, Wokers! by Yr0 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Backstroke lover always hidin neath the cover
    Still I talked to your daddy he say
    He said you aint seen noting
    till youre down on a muffin
    Then youre sure to be a-changin your ways

    I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
    All the times I can remaniesse
    cause the best thing lovin
    With her sister and her cousin
    Only started with a little kiss, like this!

    See-saw swingin with the boys in the school
    And your feet flyin up in the air
    Singin hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
    You be swingin like you just didnt care

    So I took a big chance at the high school dance
    With a missy who was ready to play
    Was it me she was foolin
    cause she knew what she was doin
    And I know love was here to stay
    When she told me to

    Wok this way, wok this way
    Wok this way, wok this way
    Wok this way, wok this way
    Wok this way, wok this way
    Ah, just give me a kiss - like this!

    School girl sadie with the classy kinda sassy
    Little skirt climbing way up her knees
    There was three young ladies in the school gym locker
    When I noticed they was lookin at me

    I was a high school loser
    Never made it with a lady
    Till the boys told me something I missed
    Then my next door neighbour
    With a daughter had a favour
    So I gave her just a little kiss, like this!

    See-saw swingin with the boys in the school
    And your feet flyin up in the air
    Singin hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
    You be swingin like you just didnt care

    So I took a big chance at the high school dance
    With a missy who was ready to play
    Was it me she was foolin
    cause she knew what she was doin
    When she told me how to wok this way
    She told me to

    Wok this way, talk this way
    Wok this way, wok this way
    Wok this way, wok this way
    Wok this way, talk this way
    Just give me a kiss - like this!

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    I R00z j00!!!!!
  2. Who needs Office 2007 when you have a typewriter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Another pro for a typewriter is the lack of options.

  3. Re:Numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Read the whole article, then shut your stupid, stupid noise-tube.

  4. Who needs "tagging-beta"? by AgainstItAll · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    This post has nothing to do with TFA, but I couldn't resist my urge any longer. Can somebody please come up with some pseudo-useful reason for Slashdot's "tagging" feature? For the love of god I can't understand what good they are. Yours, "yes-no-maybe-haha"

  5. New technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I thought a wok was what you thwow at a wabbit...?

  6. Re:Who needs Office 2007 when you have a typewrite by dosius · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yeah, I still haven't found a good clone of Prestige Elite...I like it much better than Courier (btw I have Letter Gothic and Script Mono which are also authentic typewriter fonts)

    -uso.

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    What you hear in the ear, preach from the rooftop Matthew 10.27b