When a CGI Script is the Most Elegant Solution
An anonymous reader writes "Writing local Web applications can be quick, easy, and efficient for solving specific Intranet problems. Learn why a Web browser is sometimes a better interface than a GUI application and why experienced Web developers find themselves struggling to learn a GUI toolkit, and descover that a simple CGI script would serve their needs perfectly well, if not better."
You're just jealous because our stuff actually is used by a lot of people, whereas your toaster-controller, written in C, with a user-interface noone understands only got five downloads from Tucows. And one of them was your cat jumping up on your keyboard.
Their main function is to think of the "from the ... dept." line. Doing a spellcheck or other mundane editing tasks would distract them from that.
...and then you would be right to say,
if (you == inHouseProgrammer)
"Well you cocksuckers should have told me all this shit up front so I didn't waste my weekend writing a useless web app. If you want it fixed, do it yourself"
else if (you == consultant && you == chargingTimeAndMaterials)
"I'll be happy to add those new requirements for you, but I'm afraid that's going to impact the schedule."
else if (you == consultant && you == chargingFixedFee)
"Thanks for the feedback, bit I'm afraid we will have to address those new requirements in a follow-on contract."