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Five Things You Can't Discuss about Linux

gondwannabe writes "Here are Five Things You Aren't Allowed to Discuss About Linux. With considerable chutzpa, an insightful Rob Enderle takes on what he considers five dogmas in the OSS community and explains why they're wrong. Examples: Linux is secure, "communes" actually work in the long haul, and that Linux is "pro-developer."

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  1. Site is slow - here's the text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Posted as AC to avoid the obvious karma whoring:

    The Five Things You Arent Allowed to Discuss About Linux
    Posted by Rob Enderle on Monday 26 February 2007 at 7:44 pm

    I started writing about Linux not because I thought it interesting, fascinating, or even because I liked to code (I dont).

    I started writing about Linux because I was told I couldnt and the more people told me I couldnt, and particularly when they said or else, the more the Linux dirty laundry became attractive to me. In short, if anyone bothers to look at the sequence of events, they will see that the Linux community pushed me down this path. Granted I didnt fight much, but I have this thing about cover-ups. I believe they can lead to disasters both within a company and across a nation; here in the U.S. this last point, whether it be Global Warming or Iraq, would seem self evident.

    So this time Id like to talk about the five things you cant talk about without being attacked by OSS supporters. Ill take the heat, and as always, Im not suggesting you stop deployment of Linux, Im just suggesting you intelligently cover your backside.

    One: Is Linux a Myth?

    This strikes me as both the most obvious and the least talked about. We talk about Linux like an operating system when we compare it against Windows, we talk about it as a company when we compare it against Microsoft, and when we describe its attributes it almost seems super-human or god like.

    Linux isnt a thing, and it sure isnt a god. When we compare an operating system to another we should be comparing the specific distribution, which is a thing. When we compare it to Microsoft we need a company to do that; Red Hat, Novell and now Oracle provide us with a framework so that we can intelligently compare one to another and assess the differences.

    The reason Linux has been abstracted into a concept is so it doesnt have to compete on merit. It can be anything, in concept, it needs to be to win a deal. But we live in the real world where there needs to be a real product and a real support structure behind it. If we are actually doing an evaluation we have to evaluate what we are actually going to end up using and it isnt generic Linux.

    This isnt to say Linux cant or doesnt win in real comparisons, only that the majority Ive seen werent real comparisons. As a ex-auditor I care less about who wins than I care about the process that determines the winner. Ive seen too many instances where decisions were made on products, including proprietary products, based on what appears to be graft. One CIO even won a Mercedes Benz for making the right choice well talk about that in a future post.

    Presenting the products and companies in abstract was actually rather brilliant, however, I cant find a Steve Jobs-like person I can congratulated for this excellent work. It just seems to have happened that way naturally, but, if you are going to be successful, your justification needs to be solid and for that youll need the specifics.

    Linux is a grown up product; it isnt for everything or everyone though. Do your assessment with a real product against real metrics. SuSe and Red Hat are both capable enough to compete without cheating.

    Two: Is Linux Secure?

    I already said there is no Linux, so how can I now treat it like a thing? The easy path here would be to present the different security models for the different distributions but, for this purpose, Im going to leave Linux in abstract and talk about the unique security problem it represents. Im not saying Windows is more secure either; Im saying the products are so different from each other that comparisons may not actually make much sense, which is why there are reports supporting both sides of this. So, lets start by saying nothing is secure enough if people are involved.

    Long before IT stopped being just it, security had three aspects: Physical Safety, Possession Protection, and Intelligence. The way security was breached in all cases was physical; people came in and did harm, s

    1. Re:Site is slow - here's the text by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Informative
      My Short Analysis of Rob Enderle's Strange Rant:

      The Five Things You Arent Allowed to Discuss About Linux
      Posted by Rob Enderle on Monday 26 February 2007 at 7:44 pm
      One: Is Linux a Myth?
      Because "Linux" comes in so many different distros, he claims there no such specific thing as Linux. Just like there are so many different versions of Windows, that there's no such specific thing as "Windows"? Five minutes in the penalty box with a beginners book on set theory.

      Two: Is Linux Secure? Based on his answer to One above, he proclaims that any technical analysis of security is impossible, but he will concentrate on other vulnerabilities unique to Linux. He then goes off on a tangent about "pretexting", which is a security vulnerability common to all systems, which at the end of the diatribe, he even admits. A few backhanded barbs about "commie spies" are included.

      Three: Do Communes Work? First he answers "yes, it looks like it", but then goes off about how the commune isn't a happy fairyland where all the members get along (I don't recall any promise of that). He follows on with a silly tangent about the GPL sneaking into your office and stealing all your intellectual property. Yet another idiot who is offended that GPL isn't Public Domain, so people can't just take stuff released under it, polish it, and sell it proprietary-style.

      Four: Is Linux Pro-Developer, or Pro-You? Ill-formed argument-- a continuation of his GPL rant above, really-- claiming you can't make money at Linux because it is not a Ferrari, it's a Ford? Then a weird rant about how the recent reduction in outsourcing is making UNIX and mainframes the hot new thing? This guy's all over the map.

      Is Linux is Open? He says Linux isn't open because every time he opens his mouth and says something really, really stupid, everyone calls him an idiot and tells him to shut up.

      Once again, proof that there's nothing so irritating as a dumbass who thinks he's smart.
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  2. good lord by Blob+Pet · · Score: 4, Informative

    Nothing spells flamebait like an entire article from Rob Enderle.

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  3. "an insightful Rob Enderle"??? DOES NOT COMPUTE! by Nova+Express · · Score: 5, Informative
    I'm sorry, my logic checker immediately flagged this as a hopeless oxymoron, much like Enderele, sans the oxy.

    Remember, Enderle is the guy who's predicted the demise of the Macintosh more than anyone else. If there's a topic involving the Mac, Windows, or Linux, there's no question he'll be on the wrong side of it. It's amazing to see a pundit come in at a full 1750 MiliDvorak's on the Idiot Tech Pundit Scale.

    But don't take my word for, as Google confirms the objective truth:
    Rob Enderle insightful: 9,270 hits, Rob Enderle idiot: 32.200 hits

    Anytime I read the phrase "Rob Enderle says," I know I can stop reading right there.

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  4. Re:Some of this is just wacky by kripkenstein · · Score: 4, Informative
    ...and some of this is just plain wrong. For example, he writes

    Let's take indemnification; this should be a topic every company should suddenly be looking very closely at. Microsoft just got nailed with a whopping $1.53 Billion, that's with a "B", judgment for the use of a common music standard. They did this because they indemnified Dell and Gateway, the companies initially targeted. If they had used Linux instead of Windows, it would be Dell and Gateway hit with some fraction of this judgment (and even a fraction of $1.52B is a big number). So where is the coverage? Don't you think it should be a hot topic right now, so where is the chatter?
    (emphasis mine)

    This is just misleading. Surely Enderle knows the truth, which is that the major vendors do provide indemnification, just like Microsoft? Red Hat do, as do Novell; heck, even Oracle [PDF warning].

    "Don't you think it should be a hot topic right now, so where is the chatter?" writes Enderle. Yes, this was a hot topic - many months ago. As a result of that chatter, the major vendors started to provide or emphasized that they already provide indemnification. Is Enderle really qualified to write about Linux if he doesn't know that? (I am giving him the benefit of the doubt, that he isn't intentionally misleading readers)
  5. Re:Rob Enderle boycott by NYTimes by aralin · · Score: 4, Informative

    Rob Enderle is a known troll from the SCO fame, who got bunch of hits by taking the pro-SCO stance. He is generally writing anti-linux articles whenever he can on any subject that comes along. All he cares about is the number of hits his articles generate and posting on slashdot certainly helps that. He is also "THE" reason, why I stopped to read Forbes.com, since they publish his drivel.

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  6. Sure, you complain by StarKruzr · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... but the fact remains that Microsoft is not on the side of the little guy. The developers who write open-source software (mostly for free) decidedly are.

    No matter how much you want to piss and moan about one thing or another not working correctly in Linux, that fact remains. This is why the MS-OSS double standard at Slashdot really doesn't bother me all that much.

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