NASA Engineers Work on New Spacesuits
NotCoward writes "In labs at Johnson Space Center, away from the buzz about NASA's new spaceship and its new missions to the moon and Mars, a group of engineers are plodding away at another piece of the puzzle: spacesuits. Astronaut apparel has evolved over the decades from Mercury's aluminum foil-looking outfits to the bulky, 275-pound whites now used on jaunts outside the space station. While it's too early in the process to know how the new space suits will look, the space agency is hoping to make new suits both high-tech and low-maintenance."
We won't feel that we're living in the future and its a wonderful time to be alive until they introduce fishbowl helmets like in golden age-style sci-fi cover art (e.g. Flynn's Lodestar ). This nonsense about a white helmet with just a gold visor is making millions of children apathetic to the space program.
Will they come with a knife, rubber mallet, bb gun, tubing and pepper spray?
You never know when an astronaut might need those things.
(I'm assuming the diapers will still be included.)
Read any good sonnets lately?
Hmmm... Pounds Sterling? Do they still use those? If they weighed the suit in stones would it make you feel better?
Is that the suit they are describing or the NASA geeks dream girl?
1. Have spacesuit
2. Wander around on Earth until ETs pick them up
3. Will travel!
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
Well, you need cooling fluid too, right? There's your solution!
Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
Who do you expect us to trust? Some Wikipedia article, or years of solid TV and movie dramatisations of space exploration?
I for one would fully expect, nay demand, that even the most microscopic of punctures in the suits skin must quickly lead to blood curdling screams followed by the astronaught either gratuitiously exploding within their suit, or the suit itself rupturing and spraying copious amounts of gore in all directions. Furthermore, the screams and sounds of exploding organs should carry across the vacuum.
We spend millions on our space programs. The public should demand nothing less.
May the Maths Be with you!